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[Dragooble]

"well then, will there be any more players or will i announce the winner?'

[Strife26]

" I argue that this knife should win, for sheer use of paradox. It was already sharper than is possible, plus, perfectly balanced. How is it possible for it to become sharper than max, while not affecting the balance? The resulting logic loop makes it a very special case."

[inaluct]

"I think that my effect should win. It helped people. The other effects helped no one. In fact, it could be argued that that guy over there-"

Inaluct points at the man standing near the lady.

"-Was hurt by the effect of his; he was disappointed when he didn't get to make a wish. If you were to ask a peasant who's effect was the best after informing him of the outcomes and without warping or altering his mind, he would say that mine was the best. Nearly every one would."

Inaluct yells out the door;

"AM I RIGHT OR WHAT!?!"

A crowd cheers loudly.

[WorkerDrone]

A slightly green short Elephant-like creature enters the room, holding a bowl filled with Nachos. He has a goofy grin on his face, as he utters a simple "Yes." The Elephant sits down on a sofa, stuffing his face with Nachos. "Hey! Does anyone else here like Nachos?!" He askes between mouthfuls.

[inaluct]

"OH MAN I LOVE NACHOS! Throw me some!"

"Also, guys, the elephant is on my team when Ragnarok hits. I got dibs. Plus, he agreed with me by saying yes."

[Strife26]

Strife sits down and sleeps. But not before saying,

You do realize that Ragonak is predetermined, right? I'd suppose that I die long before then . . .

[WorkerDrone]

"Yes." Came the neutral response from the elephant-like creature. A handful of Nachos floats seemingly in slow motion, landing in Inalucts mouth. When the bowl was empty, it seemingly teleported away. "Hey! Guys, do you want me to spell my name! I'm a really good speller-Yes." Without waiting for a response, the Elephant-thingie went on. "F-R-E-D, F-R-E-D, B-U-R...G!-E-R! Fred Fred Burger! Yes." The Elephant scrambled down and began following Inaluct around.

"Yes."

[deadlycairn]

"I'd argue that my use of the wish was best, for, had I not intervened, the magic would have been used for Damien's own unscrupolous wishes, now the magic has been recirculated and may be used by anyone in need"
The Lady talks in a calm, clear manner as she states her argument, and doesn't appear to care whether she wins or loses. Damien is still sulking.
"Just a little bit longer she says, I just want you a little bit longer. A bloody decade later and I'm here at a bloody tea party!"
Damien appears more than a little upset, infact there is a hint of insanity in his eyes

((You guys better intervene before the Lady drives Damien off the deep end! Not for the first time, too ))

[Dragooble]

"hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...."
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....."
"aaaaaaaaaaaah"
"the winner of the bag is..."

"strife! yaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
a massive fireworks display is seen outside.
"hey! can i have some nachos too?"

[WorkerDrone]

"Hey! Do you like Nachos?" Suddenly, a huge upturned bowl of Nachos appears over Damien, the chips dumped onto his head, with the cheese stuck in his hair. A second bowl teleports next to Armok, and in fact, one next to everyone in the room.

"Yes." The green Elephant-thingie follows Inaluct again, now waving around a plastic hammer, that had suddenly appeared in his hand.

"Yes."

[Dragooble]

"hey who likes impossible triangles? i do!"

((why did you do this worker drone?))

[WorkerDrone]

"Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fred...burger, Fred Fredburger! Yes."

OOC: I was bored. I mean, of course, right? Besides. Fred is funny. You know it.

[Dragooble]

((may i please destroy fred?))

[WorkerDrone]

OOC:

No. Fools are protected by the a field of well being. Try it, and your brain blows up. Oh and your face turns into field mice for good measure.

[deadlycairn]

Damien absently reaches up and grabs a handful of nachos. If you look closely, they seem to be hovering just above his head, and the sauce is sliding down his skin without any residue behind. He is still focused on the Lady, but seems to be calming himself down. The Lady, however, is looking a bit strained now, and doesn't look happy with the new arrival.