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Author Topic: Strange Wars  (Read 8413 times)

Yanlin

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2008, 03:17:26 pm »

!!Skeletal Zombie Adamantine Cancer-Spreading Dire Giant Elfgalephatinlk Demon Carp-like Pike Titans of DOOOOOOOM surrounded by discarded socks! It is encircled with dolomite and menaces with spikes of sheer awesome.!!

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2008, 03:56:30 pm »

!!Skeletal Zombie Adamantine Cancer-Spreading Dire Giant Elfgalephatinlk Demon Carp-like Pike Titans of DOOOOOOOM surrounded by discarded socks! It is encircled with dolomite and menaces with spikes of sheer awesome.!!



Mod it in, nao! >:(
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

WorkerDrone

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2008, 07:12:18 pm »

Not until you eat your spam.
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Duke 2.0

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2008, 07:19:00 pm »

Not until you eat your spam.

 Damn...

 *Starts gnawing on the thread*
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2008, 07:22:46 pm »

Oh I see what you did there.
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2008, 10:50:57 am »

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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2008, 11:04:10 am »

2 whole pages of trying to figure out how DOOM-ish Elves on Elephants can be... and Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam... Euugh!

When exactly did I enter the Monty Python thread?

PS: This reminds me, did any of you see Fred jump out a window this morning?
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2008, 01:17:43 pm »

Well i didn't expect a Spanish inquisition...
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2008, 01:28:58 pm »

Well i didn't expect a Spanish inquisition...

I believe the term is SPAM-ish inqusition.  ::)
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2008, 02:17:02 pm »

I once had a war where the only occurrences of note was three battle in a row, where a Demon broke the toes of each combatant. No one died, and the war ended when a valiant human broke the toes of the demon, and a peace treaty was signed. Biggest "WTF?" yet.
If I didn't have to explain myself to those in earshot, I would have laughed heartly.
I did laugh heartily, and then had to explain myself to those in earshot.
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Von Krieger

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2008, 08:43:28 am »

*flourish of trumpets*

No one expects the Spam-ish Inquisition!
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2008, 11:10:54 am »

1. Make a substance that has a very low boiling point....
2. Use substance as skin layer
3. Build magma fortress on dry grass....
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Vlynndar

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2008, 01:46:29 am »

1. Make a substance that has a very low boiling point....
2. Use substance as skin layer
3. Build magma fortress on dry grass....


WHAT? How dare you bring this thread back on topic!?
In any  case, I think you built a fairly accurate replica of hell.
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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2008, 01:51:32 am »

1. Make a substance that has a very low boiling point....
2. Use substance as skin layer
3. Build magma fortress on dry grass....


WHAT? How dare you bring this thread back on topic!?
In any  case, I think you built a fairly accurate replica of hell.
That has nothing to do with strange wars, it only went back to the first derail. Or second, I haven't a damn clue.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Strange Wars
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2008, 01:52:13 am »

WHAT? How dare you bring this thread back on topic!?

Ah. Thats why NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!

It can strike anywhere, at anytime.

But of course it gets boreing, and we just get back on with it already.

And yes, that does seem like a rather nice replica of Hell. Now do the six other layers. In fact, that would be wholly possible with the things DF allows you to do.
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