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[Foa]

I modded children to take only 4 years to grow up.

Sweet, lengthened time of Isolation of Death legacies.

Also, you've edited that a few times since my post...

Yeah, I don't have the "make new post" sense.

[Kate Wissen]

I modded children to take only 4 years to grow up.

Abusing the lack of child labor laws?

[JoshuaFH]

Ok Diggums, i know your the only one that can make this come true for me. We know that bridges will fling things that are standing on them when raised correct? what about bridges that are set up some distance opposite to eachother and set to fire at strategic times?

Great Idea: baby bridge tennis

[Samyotix]

Strange. I created some trapped bridges to fling ambushers into, or at least closer to, my entrance ...

Horses walk onto the traps. The bridge raises, the Horse that was standing on it is now standing on normal floor. Then, the bridge comes back down: The horse is turned to compost instantly, vanishing without leaving a trace.
Not sure if it works better for goblins or in .40d, but Horse Tennis was definitely disappointing in .38c

[Glacies]

Can your fortress support these children? Good. Your population wants to reproduce and kill your framerate. Play a 1 fps game, and spare the children.

But can we really trust you not to dunk the children in lava? Send me all of your save files that I may propagate the dwarf race throughout the world.

I am megalomaniac Glacies and I approve this message.

[numerobis]

My current fortress got to population 24, of which only 6 adults.

[JoshuaFH]

Dwarfy Daycare! the newest summer hit movie!

[Mulch Diggums]

Ok Diggums, i know your the only one that can make this come true for me. We know that bridges will fling things that are standing on them when raised correct? what about bridges that are set up some distance opposite to eachother and set to fire at strategic times?

Great Idea: baby bridge tennis

= Dead babys. FOR SCIENCE

[Kate Wissen]

Sorry, the title suddenly reminded me of the commercial, I had to link it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co5DZl50OeQ
Legendary persuader after eating masterpiece biscuit. Babies Everywhere!

[Mulch Diggums]

Wow..I was hopeing somthing would happen at the end, him becoming filthy rich maby? Still cool though.

[Mulch Diggums]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i4TdjeppMM4&feature=related

[JoshuaFH]

i so want a nutri-grain bar now

[Skooma]

I modded children to take only 4 years to grow up.

What file is that?

[peekama]

Somebody needs to figure out how to mod in trainable babies.

Imagine a horde of war babies.

Utterly useless 

[sluissa]

If you're having a baby problem, might I suggest a modest proposal?