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Alas, poor Urist. I slew him McGuffin. A noble of infinite demand. A steel weapon rack, an object for my tomb! What object? What tomb? Nobody liked him. He was an asshole! Why the hell am I making a totem out of his skull?! Where's the command for chamber pot?!!

What about pets? I had a pet die in a fort's first ambush. He drowned, taking a fairly feisty goblin away from the dwarves he was about to butcher. A hero! but I didn't have a tomb set up properly so there was no place for him and I couldn't assign it post mortem. After draining the pond my poor security guard (early fort, one full time protector) was heart broken over the decay. It took a full year to get over it. Of course, despite having no other jobs he started getting cranky over pulling guard duty... Oh yeah, this was supposed to be a quick joke. Where's my coffee.