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JoshuaFH

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:17 am »
Quote from: Draco18s on November 11, 2008, 03:46:56 am
CUT MY MILK!

I cahn't sir, it's a liquid.

Imbecile! freeze it, then cut it!
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2008, 12:02:51 am »
somehow i feel most people still dont get my joke here :>
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2008, 01:40:27 am »
I drink your milkshake! Da-dum...tsh.

I've got an idea on the brain... gimme a bit.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 01:42:37 am by Zerox »
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2008, 02:47:00 am »
Whew. I was worried Rhenaya was going to spill it, go berserk, and slaughter everyone in the topic.
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2008, 03:32:16 am »
Quote from: Keiseth on November 12, 2008, 02:47:00 am
Whew. I was worried Rhenaya was going to spill it, go berserk, and slaughter everyone in the topic.

unless your not going to meow and kill my fps youre pretty save
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2008, 06:13:45 am »
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 12, 2008, 03:32:16 am
Quote from: Keiseth on November 12, 2008, 02:47:00 am
Whew. I was worried Rhenaya was going to spill it, go berserk, and slaughter everyone in the topic.

unless your not going to meow and kill my fps youre pretty save
*meow!* /me let clones of me to Rhenaya's fortress, effectively destroying her FPS.
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2008, 05:21:29 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 12, 2008, 06:13:45 am
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 12, 2008, 03:32:16 am
Quote from: Keiseth on November 12, 2008, 02:47:00 am
Whew. I was worried Rhenaya was going to spill it, go berserk, and slaughter everyone in the topic.

unless your not going to meow and kill my fps youre pretty save
*meow!* /me let clones of me to Rhenaya's fortress, effectively destroying her FPS.
* Rhenaya cancels eat Wild strawberry biscuits: thowing tantrum.
* Rhenaya has gone berserk!
The Stray IndonesianCat (tame)  has been struck down. x372
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2008, 10:26:23 pm »
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 13, 2008, 05:21:29 am
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 12, 2008, 06:13:45 am
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 12, 2008, 03:32:16 am
Quote from: Keiseth on November 12, 2008, 02:47:00 am
Whew. I was worried Rhenaya was going to spill it, go berserk, and slaughter everyone in the topic.

unless your not going to meow and kill my fps youre pretty save
*meow!* /me let clones of me to Rhenaya's fortress, effectively destroying her FPS.
* Rhenaya cancels eat Wild strawberry biscuits: thowing tantrum.
* Rhenaya has gone berserk!
The Stray IndonesianCat (tame)  has been struck down. x372

Well, its either butchering them or putting them in a gigantic smasher. Would take proper care of 'em, it would...'course, it might completely murder DF to kill that many cats at the same time...Hmm... *goes to test*
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2008, 10:52:53 am »
watch the biochemical (miamasma producing) catsplosion:
http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-913-byebyecats
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 11:26:38 am »
he air-drowned the kittehs!
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2008, 11:45:47 am »
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2008, 11:51:01 am »
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 14, 2008, 11:45:47 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on November 14, 2008, 11:26:38 am
he air-drowned the kittehs!

HE?

 This is the internet. You are a fat guy with a neckbeard.

 I wonder if cats would actually survive better in miasma if you add the evil tag to them...
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2008, 01:33:23 pm »
-Roast Beef Sandwich- The rapture of otters

A sandwich made of finely minced cow meat, finely minced horseradish sauce, finely minced mustard, finely lettuce and wheat bread which menaces with spikes of grain.
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Rhenaya

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2008, 01:46:35 pm »
Quote from: Skooma on November 14, 2008, 01:33:23 pm
-Roast Beef Sandwich- The rapture of otters

A sandwich made of finely minced cow meat, finely minced horseradish sauce, finely minced mustard, finely lettuce and wheat bread which menaces with spikes of grain.

artifact sandwich? :>
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2008, 12:02:40 am »
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 14, 2008, 11:45:47 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on November 14, 2008, 11:26:38 am
he air-drowned the kittehs!

HE?

sorry rhenaya, i tend to write without actually thinking.
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