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Rhenaya

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Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 08, 2008, 07:13:34 pm »
Cooking whilewith Dwarf Fortress ...

Rhenaya Adziril, Cook has created a masterpiece.

This is a stack of 2 masterfully prepared wild strawberry biscuits created by Rhenaya Adziril. The ingredients are exeptionally minced wild strawberrys and exeptionally minced cow milk.



Have a nice day *slurps*
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 07:16:57 pm »
I can definitely see how that is a biscuit.
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 09:47:09 pm »
That's your... biscuit? You're the worst cook ever! XD
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 09:59:53 pm »
It was obviously that or a sorbet. Don't complain. :P
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 11:27:53 pm »
Guys the joke is that you can't make a Biscuit with Minced ingrediants.

Then again, that Strawberry seems to be in very good shape.

So I guess no matter how you interpret it the topic creator is a bad cook.

On a side note: That is a FREEK Strawberry for something that is apperantly wild.
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 11:29:38 pm »
It's made from two minced items, of course it's a biscuits[2]!
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 01:56:15 am »
What happens when I make a meal out of... 5 ingredients?
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 06:02:34 am »
Quote from: Teeto_K on November 09, 2008, 01:56:15 am
What happens when I make a meal out of... 5 ingredients?

thats not happen, a lavish meal has 4 thats the biggest!

and its a dwarven biscuit, with minced indregients, sure it looks odd. but you ever seen something else at df? :p
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 06:53:37 pm »
That actually sounds like a proper biscuit, if you add flour to it.

Only a dwarven master chef could make a biscuit with strawberries and milk without adding flour.
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 07:22:01 pm »
Quote from: Muz on November 09, 2008, 06:53:37 pm
That actually sounds like a proper biscuit, if you add flour to it.

Only a dwarven master chef could make a biscuit with strawberries and milk without adding flour.

 Dwarven flour. Aka, Dirt and sharp rocks.
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2008, 07:59:14 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 09, 2008, 07:22:01 pm
Quote from: Muz on November 09, 2008, 06:53:37 pm
That actually sounds like a proper biscuit, if you add flour to it.

Only a dwarven master chef could make a biscuit with strawberries and milk without adding flour.

 Dwarven flour. Aka, Dirt and sharp rocks.

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 08:13:14 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on November 10, 2008, 07:59:14 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 09, 2008, 07:22:01 pm
Quote from: Muz on November 09, 2008, 06:53:37 pm
That actually sounds like a proper biscuit, if you add flour to it.

Only a dwarven master chef could make a biscuit with strawberries and milk without adding flour.

 Dwarven flour. Aka, Dirt and sharp rocks.

Breakfast of champions... and soapmakers.

arent those the same? :>
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2008, 01:43:55 pm »
There's no kitten tallow  :'(
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2008, 02:00:18 pm »
Well, it only contains two ingredients. I'm sure the kitten tallow was used in a roast somewhere.
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Re: Cooking with Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 03:46:56 am »
CUT MY MILK!

I cahn't sir, it's a liquid.
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