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[WorkerDrone]

That made no literary sense. Therefore your argument is invalid. I am wearing Power Armour, not unusual Platemail. You are a mere commoner in awe before me.

Stand aside Imperial Citizen. There is danger afoot!

[Gunner-Chan]

I've actually taken up murder as a source of income recently, skewering children and beggars gives a surprising amount of money at times. Killing the named citizens sometimes gives nice furniture too.

[WorkerDrone]

You murder the Citizens of the Emperor! Prepare to-

-wait while a force of Guardsmen come to engage you. I am a Space Marine, not some mere watchmen. I have far more important enemies to fight.

Begone!

[Gunner-Chan]

Hold that thought while I cook myself some old lady roast with a side of childrens tears.

[WorkerDrone]

I am sorry. I am to glorious to hear you.

What's that sir? He's been killing innocent bystanders and raping their women? Skulls hanging from the lamp posts? Creating rivers of blood? Fear not! I shall do nothing while Guardsmen half way around the world prepare to do something at a later time.

[Keiseth]

The way I see it, Sniper Joe is just balancing the population of innocents. An innocent girl here, two old ladies over there. It's all for equilibrium's sake.

[Gunner-Chan]

Well this is my way at striking back at the king for his taxes, besides I also killed all the rouges in that one city.

Oh, I also threw a bottle of poison at the king and ran like hell. The bastard started tearing down walls to get at me!

I got away... Ill get him next time...


With a nuke. *Evil laughter*

[Sowelu]

The way I see it, Sniper Joe is just balancing the population of innocents. An innocent girl here, two old ladies over there. It's all for equilibrium's sake.

Oh come on, there's far better ways to balance the population of innocents.

>.>

[Gunner-Chan]

Hey guys, I just found out you can add as much bodytypes clothes and misc items as you want (As least as of the latest version), that's pretty cool. All you gotta do is drop in a file named appropriately in the "graphic" folder.

For bodys name it PCC_BODY_*

For shirts name it PCC_CLOTH_*

For pants name it PCC_PANTS_*

For hair name it PCC_CLOTH_*

For subhair name it PCC_SUBHAIR_*

For eyes PCC_EYES_*

And for accessories name it PCC_ECT_*

[Keiseth]

Hey, I didn't know this. I thought you had to replace other graphics to do it. Excellent!

Also, sometime in the future, Noa said he's releasing a compiler. I'm not sure if he means Elona is going open-source or not, but the base idea is that it will be heavily moddable.

Good times.

[Gunner-Chan]

Whoa, this is weird. After updating my next bill was over 5000 GP... Followed by a 455 GP bill... Are taxes reduced in the newest version?

[Keiseth]

Hm, I'm not sure. There's no changelog that I'm aware of, though he did say that there's a Prison now.

I presume if your bill has been reduced, your salary is soon to follow.

[Gunner-Chan]

Well, it was... But it's enough to pay my taxes! Yay! Now I guess I don't have to nuke the king!

Edit: WHOOHOO! Another 10,000 gold! I love treasure maps!

Edit again: Dammit, I'm gonna revert to the old version. I keep getting crashes.

[Gunner-Chan]

So how many of you guys have trouble with the Rouge bosses?



Well I got one. Haha. Ha. HA.


THIS IS FOR THE MASSES!!!

[FoboslC]

I got an energy pistol!
Wait.
An energy pistol?
What the...