just saw this thread.
Serkib is alive again!!!!!!!!
Ok, now for some helpful help.
Recently (a few days ago) I discovered THE ultimate programming language, I have been asking people why other languages are still around when it surpass them on ALL aspects, I have yet to find a single thing I'd wanted to be even slightly different. it's the image of perfection.
It also takes just a few days to learn, 100%, enough to be able to do ANYTHING a computer can do.
Naturally I recommend you to change to and use this.
It's called
Linoleum.
some quotes, and no this is not just some form of advertising, POSSIBLY it's me being all overexcited because of just having discovered it and being in a fey mood but I don't think so, were was I...
oh right, quotes:
"L.in.oleum's speed is almost identical to assembly's speed: the majority of L.in.oleum's instructions, especially when using the CPU registers, are executed in a single machine cycle, which means that if your CPU is running at 200 MHz, it will be capable of performing 200 millions of L.in.oleum instructions per second. The instruction set has been deeply optimized: indirect addresses are calculated using the CPU's hardware address generator, and pairable stack operations are used whenever possible. It doesn't matter if you have understood or if this looks like a lot of techno-bla-bla to your eyes: just try this programming language; the ONLY thing faster than L.in.oleum is native assembly, which by the way is something like 10 times more difficult to learn, and is NOT universal... "
"The non-Object-Oriented nature of the L.in.oleum programming language allows for a whole BUNCH of new programming techniques not allowed by OOP languages. I personally dislike OOP languages, because I realize they forbid a lot of nice techniques like the one I'm going to describe. L.in.oleum is my personal revenge over OOP's restrictions, and comes to show programmers OOP has not only advantages.
Non-OOP means that L.in.oleum programs, libraries, and subroutines, and variables, and workspace area labels, and everything that's written inside a program, is SHARED towards the whole program, all of the program's parts can equally access all the elements of another part. Nothing is "local", nothing is "private": everything is "global", everything is "public". It means that you can, for instance, directly change the value of a variable even if that variable is declared in a library. I know it'd sound strange that you couldn't directly change it, but on the other side that's how OOP works. In L.in.oleum there is absolutely no hierarchy between the various parts of a program. A whole program, for instance, complete with its libraries, its main code, its internal routines, could be often included as if it was a huge library within another program. Every single line of code, no matter who wrote it, no matter where your program's listing accesses it from, is always fully accessible as if it was part of YOUR main program."
"L.in.oleum applications can, and should, be made of ONLY A SINGLE FILE. Of course they may CREATE additional files to store user's data and manage their own archives, but the applications themselves might always be functional for the user as a single executable file. Techincally, these are called STAND-ALONE applications. "
Damn, I had two other quotes that were even better that I cant find... anyway if you read the help file and the examples you'll find it. it is all in one package you see, enough documentation and exampled to turn someone who ave never seen a computer before into a skilled programmer, and it's so intuitive, it only takes a day or so to learn it, and then you KNOW the entire language, never having to read huge documentations for millions of impossible libraries... really, I still think I'm dreaming, that it can't exist, because it is simply to good to be true.
I have programmed in c++ for several years, and these last hew days I have learnt hoe everything I ever did there can be done faster and better and more beautiful in linoleum, and become good enough to probably do so to.
*continues to program in a blissful near trance*
Edit: spelling.