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[Qloos]

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The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left lower arm!
It is torn!
The Rhesus Macaque latches on firmly!
The Child breaks the grip of The Rhesus Macaque's mouth on The Child's left lower arm.
The Child attacks The Rhesus Macaque but He jumps away!
The Rhesus Macaque misses The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque charges at The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left hand!
It is torn!
The Rhesus Macaque collides with The Child!
The Child is knocked over!
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left upper arm!
It is torn!
The Rhesus Macaque latches on firmly!
The Child breaks the grip of The Rhesus Macaque's mouth on The Child's left upper arm.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The Child is no longer stunned.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the right foot!
It is torn!
The Child's first toe, right foot has been badly torn!
The Rhesus Macaque latches on firmly!
The Rhesus Macaque shakes The Child around by the right foot!
A chunk is torn away!
The Rhesus Macaque spits out the human Chunk.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Rhesus Macaque attacks The Child but She jumps away!
The Rhesus Macaque attacks The Child but She jumps away!
The Rhesus Macaque charges at The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque attacks The Child but She jumps away!
The Rhesus Macaque rushes by The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque attacks The Child but She jumps away!
The Rhesus Macaque charges at The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
The Rhesus Macaque collides with The Child!
The Child is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the left lower leg!
It is torn!
The Rhesus Macaque latches on firmly!
The Child breaks the grip of The Rhesus Macaque's mouth on The Child's left lower leg.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The Rhesus Macaque bites The Child in the lower body!
It is broken!
The Child's pancreas has been torn!
The Rhesus Macaque latches on firmly!
The Rhesus Macaque charges at The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque pushes The Child in the right lower leg!
It is bruised!
The Rhesus Macaque collides with The Child!
The Rhesus Macaque is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Child breaks the grip of The Rhesus Macaque's mouth on The Child's lower body.
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the left rear leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the lower body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Rhesus Macaque's spleen has been bruised!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Rhesus Macaque is no longer stunned.
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the upper body with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Child charges at The Rhesus Macaque!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the head with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Rhesus Macaque's neck has been broken!
The Child collides with The Rhesus Macaque!
The Rhesus Macaque is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Rhesus Macaque gives in to pain.
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the right rear foot with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the right front foot with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the lower body with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Rhesus Macaque's pancreas has been badly bruised!
The Child grabs The Rhesus Macaque by the upper body with her right upper arm!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the lower body with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Rhesus Macaque's lower spine has been badly bruised!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the upper body with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the head with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Rhesus Macaque's throat has been blackened!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the upper body with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the left rear leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Child releases the grip of The Child's right upper arm on The Rhesus Macaque's upper body.
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the left front leg with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the left rear leg with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Child grabs The Rhesus Macaque by the right rear foot with her left hand!
The Child releases the grip of The Child's left hand on The Rhesus Macaque's right rear foot.
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the right front foot with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the lower body with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Rhesus Macaque's pancreas has been broken!
The Rhesus Macaque's spleen has been badly bruised!
The Child punches The Rhesus Macaque in the lower body with her left hand!
It explodes in gore!
The Rhesus Macaque has been struck down.

Fight of the Century. 

[Zorgn]

That was epic.

[JoshuaFH]

now we just need the movie adaptation of this fight, i'll call terrantino right now to film "child vs. macaque"

[Mel_Vixen]

Couldnt you bring that thread on the last weekend? Terrantino was here in town for making some scenes of "inglorious bastards". I mean hack we could have got Till Schweiger for Macaque and Brad pitt for the Child.

[Zorgn]

Found a picture of the monkey. Guess he was just having a bad day.

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[umiman]

I can imagine someone drawing a screenplay of that and it getting on FOX news... oh the horror...

It's funny how it probably started out as the child innocently playing when a crazed money charged at her and started biting and clawing at the girl. She's stunned at first and tries to fend off the blows but gets her stomach ripped into as well as almost lose a few toes. Then she manages to push the monkey off and land a few lucky blows before punching the monkey in the face so hard that the poor monkey's neck breaks from the force and the monkey goes comatose. The girl then starts committing incredibly cruel wrestling maneuvers while punching the monkey's torso in repeatedly with both her tiny hands until it finally explodes and blood and organs go flying everywhere as the girl holds one monkey leg in one hand.

[LegoLord]

I can imagine someone drawing a screenplay of that and it getting on FOX news... oh the horror...

It's funny how it probably started out as the child innocently playing when a crazed money charged at her and started biting and clawing at the girl.

It is the root of all evil.

[Yaddy1]

It sounds like when Peter from Family Guy fought the coupon chicken guy.

[WorkerDrone]

I can imagine someone drawing a screenplay of that and it getting on FOX news... oh the horror...

It's funny how it probably started out as the child innocently playing when a crazed money charged at her and started biting and clawing at the girl.

It is the root of all evil.

Hah.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

I can imagine someone drawing a screenplay of that and it getting on FOX news... oh the horror...

It's funny how it probably started out as the child innocently playing when a crazed money charged at her and started biting and clawing at the girl.

It is the root of all evil.

Hah.

FOR COMMUNISM! DESTROY THE merchants NOBLES!

[CJ1145]

My God, the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. I thought the child was going to die, but the Macaque got it in the end. You should keep an eye on that little girl. I want to see if she becomes an awesome adventurer or some **** like that.

[Ratepe]

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I was shocked

[JoshuaFH]

keep an eye on that one, he's gonna grow to be able to beat the shit outta anything.

[Traiden]

That or a soap maker.

[Rockphed]

That or a soap maker.

Isn't that what chaoticjosh just said?