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I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:48:00 am »
Introduce a top quality powerlevel website to you ，and present the gold .  HAv you ever wanted more levels like a skiescraper?  U can!  Call my cell and we will chat.  I want u 2 succeed  u want gold and levels.  Grow your levls and she will not leave u

[ September 12, 2007: Message edited by: Toady One ]

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 01:40:00 am »
The moment after Lew Nolan wheeled his horse away and disappeared over the edge of the escarpment with Raglan's message tucked in his gauntlet, I knew I was for it.  Raglan was still dithering away to himself, as usual, and I heard him cry: "No, Airey, stay a moment-send after him!" and Airey beckoned me from where I was trying to hide myself nonchalantly behind the other gallopers of the staff.  I had had my bellyful that day, my luck had been stretched as long as a Jew's memory, and I knew for certain that another trip across the Balaclava plain would be disaster for old Flashy.  I was right, too.
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 11:38:00 am »
did you know that innuendos smell nice. Its true, they smell of purple...
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 02:00:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by qgame:
<STRONG>Introduce a top quality powerlevel website to you ，and present the gold .  HAv you ever wanted more levels like a skiescraper?  U can!  Call my cell and we will chat.  I want u 2 succeed  u want gold and levels.  Grow your levls and she will not leave u

[ September 12, 2007: Message edited by: Toady One ]</STRONG>

Haha! Great edit, Toady.  :D

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2007, 03:14:00 pm »
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<STRONG>The moment after Lew Nolan wheeled his horse away and disappeared over the edge of the escarpment with Raglan's message tucked in his gauntlet, I knew I was for it.  Raglan was still dithering away to himself, as usual, and I heard him cry: "No, Airey, stay a moment-send after him!" and Airey beckoned me from where I was trying to hide myself nonchalantly behind the other gallopers of the staff.  I had had my bellyful that day, my luck had been stretched as long as a Jew's memory, and I knew for certain that another trip across the Balaclava plain would be disaster for old Flashy.  I was right, too.</STRONG>

Now that's fucking funny. I thought to myself, as I casually let my eyes gaze over the text. When I first saw the name of this topic I was sucpicious, and it turns out that I was right to be. Since it was pure nonsense that did not even amuse me. I thought that it should, since i'm high. But then, I scrolled down and was treated to a nifty little story even more senseless. This on the other hand, did amuse me. I wonder if the topic starter was really eager to help you power-level you'r dwarf fortress adventurer. Even though I doubt it, it sure would be mighty nice of him. Well well, enough talking...

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 10:35:00 pm »
It's the first paragraph of Flashman at the Charge- the fourth book in The Flashman Papers which chronicles the many adventures of the world's greatest coward, drunkard, bully, and dishonorable ladies man.
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 10:55:00 pm »
Exqueeze me, but what in the name of a dozen moist, delicious cakes is going on here?

EDIT: I drudge this up becuase if I don't get an explanation, I can't stop reading it, and if I don't stop reading it, this absolute travesty of a mangled jumble of letters will ruin all hopes I had for the human race.

MORE EDIT: OH GOD THE INTERNETS THEY ARE RAPING MY BRAIN MAKE IT STOP

[ December 17, 2007: Message edited by: Reasonableman ]

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 12:50:00 am »
Reasonable man, are you who I think you are... no that was Captain reasonable. That is one HELL of a coincidence.
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 03:51:00 am »
This was a spam thread by an adspammer.
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2007, 06:56:00 am »
How come the always post in here?
I have never seen any in DF or various nonsense ones...
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 07:20:00 am »
Because the sub forum have "games" in the title, probobly.
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 10:55:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by qgame:
<STRONG>Grow your levls and she will not leave u</STRONG>

I lol'd  :D
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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 04:24:00 am »
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Originally posted by 4bh0r53n:
<STRONG>did you know that innuendos smell nice. Its true, they smell of purple...</STRONG>

PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2007, 04:31:00 am »
we have no need of gold in dwarf fortress, foolish man

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Re: I M LVL 2 U CAN B 2
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2007, 09:08:00 am »
I wonder if they will level up my dwarves for me!
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