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[woose1]

Dwarf Fortress is a great game, although it can be buggy at times.
....
Very buggy....

Long story short I was in Adventure Mode, and I recruited some fellas to help me destroy a elven forest retreat (danm dirty elves...)
I had a bowman and a wrestler (who, by the way was a baddass, he bashed people on the head with a crown made out of ELF BONES! awsome.

So I arrive, beat up one or two people, then this female elf swordsman yells out: I am Fidale Esteemedblazed!
Foe of Anoth Junglesnarl, leader of The Soaked Council, whose potency I question after his ineffective thrusts!

....This made me feel icky inside. and also like this: 
Discuss! and let me know if this is some random phrases put together, or some sort of vulgar easter egg Toady put in this game.

[Christes]

I've seen it too.  I had a giant say about one of my deceased adventurers.

[woose1]

I've seen it too.  I had a giant say about one of my deceased adventurers.

Damn, your adventurer was a playah! 
Also, how can I post a picture of this? I have my dwarf fort open with this person saying it, and I want to submit it on this forum.

[Random832]

Discuss! and let me know if this is some random phrases put together, or some sort of vulgar easter egg Toady put in this game.

There are lists of phrases used to insult people, sorted by race and sex. For example, the list of phrases used to insult male characters are in data/speech/male.txt

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who was too short to live
who played with [PRO_POS] mini-forge long into adulthood
whose beard was sparse and patchy
who tunneled away from me like a frightened mole
who sucked plump helmets like a purring maggot
who futilely attacked my legs
whose hammer shattered on the anvil of my majesty
who forged [PRO_POS] own doom by challenging me
whose beard I wove into a funeral shroud
who was returned to the rock and muck from which it was spawned
whose tall tales of bravery were all the more embarrassing because of [PRO_POS] height
who will never see [PRO_POS] precious heart-friends again
whose pointed ears now decorate my dining room table
whom was felled like a slender sapling
whom I sent back to the home-tree as fertilizer
whom was fed the carrion of [PRO_POS] beloved animals before death
whom I garotted with [PRO_POS] own flimsy bowstring
whose fragile bones shattered before the power of my contempt
who came down from the home-tree and was devoured
who should have stayed in the trees when the real elves came down to fight
who thought she could be a man
who didn't know her place
an unfit mother to the children she'll never see again
who waited submissively for her death
who wore her helmet like a veil to conceal her frightening appearance
who took up arms because she could not find a husband and met only death
whose cries for mercy went unheeded by my wrath
a mere child brought low for the pleasure of my slaves
whose scant meat was fed to my beasts
a whelp that strayed too far from [PRO_POS] mother
who was too weak to toil in my slave pits and earned swift death instead
whose insignificant name I struggle to recall
a spineless slug whom was crushed under my majesty
whom I buried alive under a mountain of hatred
who lies dead, now only an embarrassing memory
who never learned who [PRO_POS] real father was
who sought my praise, only to be rejected in death
once revered by those who didn't know any better
who regrets [PRO_SUB] was ever spat out of [PRO_POS] mother's womb
who cried like a little girl as I deprived him of his manhood
a fool, whose claim of manhood was laughable
who failed the test of manhood
whose womanly death screams aroused my thirst for blood
who cowered before me, not man enough to face death
who moaned like a whore as I nailed him to a tree
whose potency I question after his ineffective thrusts
whose bad luck in combat was exceeded only by his bad luck with the women
who sought his place at the head of the table, only to lose his head when I struck it off
who was but a boy in a man's world

Also, snatchers think of themselves as "rescuers of lost children"

[woose1]

DAmn!

Now, just wait a minute... Toady spent some of his valuable time thinking up "Who moaned like a whore as I nailed him to a tree" ?
Toady is really in need of a girlfreind 

[Untelligent]

Wait, what were the bugs, again?

[woose1]

Read at top ^

[Untelligent]

I did. I can't find anything.

I realize that you probably noticed a feature and thought it was a bug, but I can't even figure out what those were.

[Zorgn]

Agreed. What bugs?

[XD!]

who cried like a little girl as I deprived him of his manhood

What the hell, just what the hell.

Why say you've raped someone, if breeding is through the release of spores.

[Zorgn]

who cried like a little girl as I deprived him of his manhood

What the hell, just what the hell.

Why say you've raped someone, if breeding is through the release of spores.

I do not think you're looking at that the right way...

[kurisukun]

who cried like a little girl as I deprived him of his manhood

What the hell, just what the hell.

Why say you've raped someone, if breeding is through the release of spores.

I do not think you're looking at that the right way...

snip snip

[Marlowe]

A double entendre is not a bug.

[Neoskel]

A double entendre is not a bug.

 

That's sig-able stuff right there.

[Marlowe]

who cried like a little girl as I deprived him of his manhood

What the hell, just what the hell.

Why say you've raped someone, if breeding is through the release of spores.

I must say you probably found the most twisted and convoluted interpretation of that gloat possible. You are obviously a born dwarf. Probably a Fish Dissector.