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Armok

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 11:59:59 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on November 04, 2008, 11:02:18 pm
Or we could call it DF2. Carp now have psychic powers that can pull dwarves into the water from halfway across the map. Elves now eat corpses and then eat their victims' legends entries. Cats now split into a dozen cats every season and fart huge miasma clouds.
*Drools*
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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2008, 12:25:19 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on November 04, 2008, 11:02:18 pm
Or we could call it DF2. Carp now have psychic powers that can pull dwarves into the water from halfway across the map. Elves now eat corpses and then eat their victims' legends entries. Cats now split into a dozen cats every season and fart huge miasma clouds.

And War Elephants zerg-rush you, ballista-bolts bouncing off their adamantine hides as they destroy civilizations with their blood-soaked hooves.
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Rilder

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2008, 01:06:56 am »
Quote from: MagicJuggler on November 05, 2008, 12:25:19 am
Quote from: penguinofhonor on November 04, 2008, 11:02:18 pm
Or we could call it DF2. Carp now have psychic powers that can pull dwarves into the water from halfway across the map. Elves now eat corpses and then eat their victims' legends entries. Cats now split into a dozen cats every season and fart huge miasma clouds.
And War Elephants zerg-rush you, ballista-bolts bouncing off their adamantine hides as they destroy civilizations with their blood-soaked hooves.

Toads become sentient and build massive aquatic domains out of underground lakes and rivers.
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It felt a bit like a movie in which two stoners try to steal a military helicopter

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2008, 01:39:42 am »
Dwarfs are actually animated constructs, inhabited by SMALLER dwarfs, who drive and maintain that construct.
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2008, 03:49:36 am »
Quote from: Inquisitor Saturn on November 05, 2008, 01:39:42 am
Dwarfs are actually animated constructs, inhabited by SMALLER dwarfs, who drive and maintain that construct.

Dwarfhammer 40k?
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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2008, 03:55:57 am »
You mean Squats of course.
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2008, 03:35:11 pm »
Super Dwarfio Brothers 64:

Find the fortresses 120 hidden +spider silk socks+.
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Quote from: yougiedeggs on November 17, 2008, 12:25:10 pm
It'd be cool if unicorn refuse gives off rainbow miasma.
It should totally bleed the laughter of children, too.

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2008, 12:13:21 am »
Quote from: Silleh Boy on November 04, 2008, 12:08:20 pm
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Urist McDriver has died after colliding with a pitstop.
Urist McMechanic has died in a collision.
Monom McPRGuy has died in a collision.
Mistem McCraftsdwarf has died in a collision.
A stray kitten (tame) has died in a collision.

Your Race Team has crumbled to its end.

Dwarf Pitstop: Losing is Fast!
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Wow, I actually LOLed there. If I was a sigging man, I'd totally sigg that.
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Rilder

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2008, 08:01:52 am »
IL-2 Dwarfmovik

The ME-109 Shoots the Hurricane in the wings, It is broken!
Hurricane has been shot down!
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Quote from: Puck on October 29, 2010, 08:08:05 am
It felt a bit like a movie in which two stoners try to steal a military helicopter

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2008, 08:23:30 am »
Weird, I just got that game a few days ago.
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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2008, 12:58:16 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on November 04, 2008, 11:02:18 pm
Or we could call it DF2. Carp now have psychic powers that can pull dwarves into the water from halfway across the map. Elves now eat corpses and then eat their victims' legends entries. Cats now split into a dozen cats every season and fart huge miasma clouds.
I sniggered. You win an internet.
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Rhenaya

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2008, 01:25:34 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on November 06, 2008, 08:23:30 am
Weird, I just got that game a few days ago.

much to learn you have, young one.


what about movies?
Fortress Wars - War of the Fortress
Fortress Wars - The Goblin strikes back
Fortress Wars - Return of the Dwarf Knights
 
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 01:29:08 am »
DF + Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magic Obscura = instant orgasm!
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Rhenaya

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2008, 08:40:20 am »
DF + /34/ = This

clicking the link on own responsibility
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

Rilder

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Re: the pure dwarfness
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2008, 02:56:05 pm »
Dwarf Fortress + Pokemon games

A wild goblin has a appeared!

Fight \ Bag
Dwarves \ Run Away.
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Quote from: Puck on October 29, 2010, 08:08:05 am
It felt a bit like a movie in which two stoners try to steal a military helicopter
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