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Author Topic: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.  (Read 3199 times)

Roundabout Lout

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And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« on: November 03, 2008, 07:47:51 pm »

I wished I could pick him up and take him with. Who doesn't want a baby in a backpack to kill goblins with?
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 07:51:47 pm »
What can ya say?  They're only adventurers.  They tend to be pretty stupid.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2008, 08:32:00 pm »
Its so they don't get the fatal stabby through the brain to much. They make their brains to small to hit.
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 09:14:31 am »
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 09:22:51 am »
googoo ba boo?
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 01:49:19 pm »
Hmm... I wonder if a snatched baby would JOIN you?  Might need longer baby stages, but hilarity would surely ensue, especially when it starts kill-stealing the mega-beasts from you.
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 01:57:07 pm »
Nah, I always assumed it being ego-stroking the baby.

"Googoo, gaga"

(Babyspeak) "Who'se a mighty warrior? Yes you are. Yes you are"
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 04:34:45 pm »
I did that too.

Talked with the baby for hours. I really wish I could take it with me! D:

Or atleast be able to have one in adventure.
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 09:10:33 pm »
At first I thought this was just a speech mod, but then I noticed the title of baby.

My friend once modded it so thieves would talk like little kids and kids would curse you out.  I found it suiting for an eight year old to get tired of random strangers that came up to you and called you (Mockingly I can only assume) a mighty warrior. ;D
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 09:43:41 pm »
Um... I believe with all those kids being multi-legendary warriors, you'd want to call each of them mighty warriors so that you don't offend the ones that are.

Carefull not to disturb the baby.  If it tantrums it could kill you with it's pig tail sock.
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 03:11:44 am »
I didn't know you could talk to babies...
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 09:50:11 am »
i've never found a Baby in Adventure Mode
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 07:55:38 pm »
Adventurer:  "Join with me on my adventures!"
Baby:  "Gagagoogoo!" ("Yes, lead me to death and glory!")


Alternatively:  "The diaper strikes the Titan in the nose.  The Titan looks sick!"
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I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2008, 03:36:10 am »
Anybody had the mental image of a baby with a repeating crossbow sitting ontop of a dwarf's backpack and generly behaving like a machinegun turret?
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Re: And you thought 6 year olds looked like warriors.
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2008, 04:53:31 am »
Quote from: Asehujiko on November 07, 2008, 03:36:10 am
Anybody had the mental image of a baby with a repeating crossbow sitting ontop of a dwarf's backpack and generly behaving like a machinegun turret?

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