- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Five Other Tales Of Dwarven Lives. Also Puppy Massacring! -
A Month In The Life Of: Nym, Miner4th SlateThe fortress has been very busy in the last few days. The Tax Collector doesn't care for freeloaders, even though we have ample supplies. Most of the recent migrants have come from bad enough places that they're glad to take turns sleeping in the barracks. Some like to brag about what they've endured. Some like to brag about what the goblins will have to endure. They're searching for meaning, and this is all they've found. War, I suppose, or some prelude to it. Asno treats us like bastards lately, when he bothers to speak at all. He may be right, but what could have become of these dwarves in a land where the smiles of all races were honest ...
I have spent most of my time mining stone with Lady Ruins, so I have not seen all the changes in the fortress, but I talk while I work and I know enough to fill in the gaps. The floors everywhere in the fortress are being smoothed and engraved by The Tax Collector and a few others. Some jobs have been reorganised to allow clothing production to begin. There were a few problems with missing labors and required bags, but it is working well enough. A number of dogs are being butchered for bone bolts our military can practise with. Would it be so hard to train the dogs to fight directly? But Flint is rarely deterred from his own obsessions. The rest are thrown back in the pen afterwords. The kitchen is constantly being worked. Doors, cabinets and coffers are being mass produced. The catapults are in use again. There is always hauling to be done for those without a specialty.
14th SlateAfter watching another dog carcass go to waste, Ruins has decided to set up a leatherworking industry, purely for the purpose of cheap armour for the military. The only dwarf with any skill has been recruited, so a fishcleaner was given the tools and thrown into the workshop. A peasant was given the job of tanning.
Lady Ruins and The Tax Collector's interaction is unusual to observe. They are polite and considerate to each other in public, but their every action seems deliberate and planned, as if it carried hidden meaning. Yet there is awkwardness and hesitancy too, almost as unadmitted lovers, but hostile. There are always games being played above us mere dwarves, I suppose ...
21st SlateIt is cool in the mines, but there must have been a heatwave outdoors today, with so many people thirty at once. I looked around when I was drinking myself, and saw a fortress in mess. Cluttered workshops, some stockpiles full and others empty. I went to speak to Fatman about a few changes, but he wasn't really listening. The Tax Collector listened when I spoke of numbers. The workplace stockpiles were reorganised shortly after.
(And that was the SECOND lot of them.)28th SlateThe military's stockpile of bolts is almost empty, and Kornash has been collecting bones from far outside again. The response was to butcher all the puppies and muskox calves in the fortress. The reactions to this are mixed ... Kragus, "fufufu". Flint, "heeheehee". Syoan, "ANOTHER PUPPY HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN EVERYONE!!". Even the cats are laughing. It was horrible, but I expected no better here ... I suppose that was even why I came. I wanted to be a voice of reason, but nobody hears me over their growing bloodlust. The most I can do is tend to the livestock spared and if nothing else maybe be the impartial witness these kinds of acts need. History will forget me, but maybe if I can survive for a while it will remember that what happened here might be the fault of a dwarf, but I cannot believe it was ever the fault of all dwarves.
A Month In The Life Of: Strife, Farmer12th FelsiteEarlier today a weaponsmith withdrew from society! It was a pretty good announcement to hear, even if Syoan did manage to beat me to yelling it. We could always use more dwarves imparted with legendary knowledge. Of course, he just kind of, you know, stood around for a while at first. I suppose we should have actually built a forge with those anvils we traded for a while back! (Wait, anvils? I thought we only had one, but hey!) Some idle dwarf is given the task of building it, and the moment it's up the weaponsmith rushes over and claims it. Shocked, I am SHOCKED that he would do that, heh. It doesn't take him long to grab a few items and start work. Waitamoment, he didn't grab any fuel, how is he ... ?
There hasn't been any leatherworking done yet, by the way. The fishcleaner must be really good at finding distractions or something, he's been given the labor but hasn't even started yet. So is the tanner, actually, so a few others are told to hurry the job along if needed. I'm not one of them, thankfully. Animal skin is kind of, ick. Vegetarian stirfry, that's the way to go! At least it would be if I were allowed to cook, well, anything that wasn't meat or ale. THIS DIET IS SLOWLY KILLING ALL OF YOU!! Really, I'm only thinking in your best interests here.
21st FelsiteKragus created a masterpiece, and then ANOTHER MASTERPIECE EVERYBODY straight afterward. There was this brief moment, a look in his eye, where he thought his talent would bring him friends, and then wham! The metalsmith finishes his artifact. A really weird artifact though, I mean, is the oil supposed to teach you a lesson in avoiding being corkscrewed or what? The Tax Collector estimated it at 19200 value though, the best so far!
(Strife is notably not revering the prospect of sweltering.)Credit where credit is due, Syoan DID make a pretty neat trap out of it. He used his artifact mechanism, that, and an iron whip just to add insult to injury. It was placed just outside out main stairway so if any enemies actually reach it we're pretty much screwed anyway, so let's just hope the rest of our defences hold everyone off! On the upside, it's in the perfect spot for Ivanor to compare his stone traps and mope jealously around for a bit before wandering off and muttering about getting even. That Syoan hasn't fallen victim to any pranks since is actually kind of worrying. What's Ivanor spending all his time doing lately, anyway?
8th HematiteMan you know I hate to bring a downer thought (or down a poorly thought meal) to the table, but our military is pretty lackluster at the moment. They're using all the bolts we have pretty much instantly training. Except for a few metal ones, but still. Flint's skills are pretty awesome from all the time he spent hunting but the other recruits are all "competent" this and "skilled" that. One of them hasn't even DABBLED somehow. Yeesh, it's a good thing we're not actively working towards removing the only distraction from the goblin and kobold attacks!
Oh wait, we are. Good old retractable bridge, you'll never fail us!
A Month In The Life Of: Syoan, Mechanic16th FelsiteEXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! FLAGRANT ABUSE OF DUMPING MECHANICS IS TENUOUSLY HANDWAVED BECAUSE THE TAX COLLECTOR IS REALLY VERY EFFICIENT. ALTERNATIVELY, IVANOR INVENTED A PORTABLE HOLE. NO WAIT, FLINT HAD NOTHING ELSE TO KILL SO HE KILLED THE ... logic of ... the situation. Ah, whatever. The important thing is that we preserve out stone supplies somewhere safe and closer by while we have some fun with the nearest goblin tower. Digging just for stone is boring, and
KOBOLDS! IN THE DARK FORTRESS! THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW!
(Oh NOES, they'll distract other enemies! We're dooooomed!)Oh and it goes without saying the merchants choose now to arrive and bypass our "inaccessible" site rather than let us open the bridge again. HA! JOKE! Of course it doesn't go without saying, but Strife beat me to it. This time. The kobolds are actually doing okay against Asno's guards, ha. I hope they leave some for alive for us to play with later.
19th FelsiteTHERE IS A KOBOLD THIEF OVER THERE PROTECT YOUR STUFF EVERYONE! THIS IS IN STARK COMPARISON TO THE OTHER KOBOLDS AROUND THE PLACE NOW WHO ONLY WISH TO KILL YOU! THE MERCHANTS ARE NOW UNLOADING THEIR GOODS! Strife is already retaliating with announcements for each newborn puppy struck down, reminding us that since puppies are smaller they have less meat, and are therefore healthier for you. Clever. That dwarf is a worthy adversary, but as soon as I find The Tax Collector's records I'll show him by announcing everything the kobold steals that wasn't even ours in the first place!
Anyway, I guess we don't have to haul anything out this time since there area already a pile of mechanisms left out from last time. It would be nice if everybody didn't keep treading on my babies. We request the usual wood, bolts, barrels and charcoal. The Tax Collector comes out and offers to trade literally all the mechanisms they can carry for literally everything they are carrying now (few charcoal, some wood, some barrels and two leather bins). The merchants don't accept. Well,
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to that. You know what this means? We finally have an excuse to raid Kragus's totem collection! Hahaha!
27th FelsiteATTENTION EVERYONE YOU ARE ALL LAZY AND THAT TOOK FOREVER! Oh sure, there was harvesting to be done, but you didn't really need to keep hauling those stones up to reload the catapults. They were turned off and the harvest BURNED (okay, not really hahaha) and The Tax Collector made the trade for some mechanisms and some totems. HEY RUINS IS MORE SKILLED SHE'S TOTALLY A LEGENDARY MINER NOW OKAY?! GREAT! AND THAT CHILD IS A NOVICE GROWER AND AGILE JUST FROM HARVESTING OR SOMETHING! Oh, and the kobolds are dead or fleeing from Asno's remaining guards, but not even
I care about that. The carpenter starts building beds straight away which is GREAT NEWS for everybody else because apparently I snore when I sleep in the barracks. REALLY loudly. It kind of sucks we don't have any ore for the legendary weaponsmith to work with, but at least we can get the rest of that leather armour made now. And HOLY SHIT GUYS ANOTHER SIXTEEN MASTERPIECE ENGRAVINGS FROM THE TAX COLLECTOR DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM?! NO?! HOW ABOUT ME YOU ALL LOVE ME RIGHT EVERYONE?! WELL YOU ALL SUCK!
A Month In The Life Of: Kornash, Sheriff1st GalenaRecently, I have come to expect these delays by Ruins. I was promised my own squadron to lead against Asno and his kin. First I have no weapon, then I cannot risk sparring, then I must butcher, operate seige engines, train the the pumps, haul stone after stone away from the digging area, and even now Ruins has put off chasming the loam and orthoclase levels together in favour of constructing small crossbow towers alongside our catapults. I am a patient man, and I understand these developments further our dwarven strength, but so help me Armok if Ruins has been lying to me ...
18th GalenaA diplomat has left unhappy. After being ignored and forced to endure the stench and mess of our fortress for so long, I can't imagine why. He won't do anything, he's too scared of us. One day the whole world will be. I hear our would-be masons have been troubles figuring out to construct the towers, being unable to build walls and constructions and whatnot. Ruins figured it out in the end but their ignorance in such a simple construction hardly bodes well for the planned destruction of a dark tower. I'll be staying far clear of that, supports or not.
21st GalenaSyoan and Strife are tiresome idiots. They could work much faster if they weren't spending half of their time gossiping for the sake of yelling announcements first. A masterpiece. A masterpiece. Another fucking masterpiece. A mad guild representative. The umpteenth master - wait, repeat that last one.
("Eh? Meh." could well be my new catchphrase when playing DF.)Complete bedrooms for each dwarf (aside from recruits) have been completed. The room is hardly worth the eyesores on the way down to it. The floors are almost entirely covered in engravings of dwarves. Just an FYI in case the yelling hadn't tipped you off.
26th GalenaAny dwarves that can't figure out how to move a single rock out of the way, or even use it in the construction, of building a wall are retarded and should do their duty as meatshields for those of us with any chance of outwitting a camel. Now I need to have words and a sword with Ruins for not seeking out a water source yet.
A Week In The Life Of: Flint, Merchant Of Death13th LimestoneFlint notices the bridge opened today. Hear something about missed caravans. Caravans are no fun, Flint not allowed to kill them. Flint not allowed to kill anything lately, not even camels. No dwarves rush out to suicidally collect things, too busy dumping stone. You can't kill stone, it not interest Flint.
Corners of the defensive wall fixed today. It keeps all the flying enemies from getting in diagonally, Flint guess. Crossbow towers nearly ready! They two levels high and just need fotri- fortefi- firtrifor- holes. Need holes for bolts. To kill with! Spare ammo not here yet either, but only kill a few things better than kill no things.
OH! Kobold makes it all the way into the fortress unseen! Kobold okay to kill, but before Flint can rouse military the dogs chase it out. Flint laugh and follow them out to watch kobold be kibble'd. Oh WAIT. YES. FUN! There is ambush of kobold outside! Good thing dog noticed in time, good doggie.
Bridge vanished again (where Ruins put it???). Flint and friends go to the one finish tower. Catapults turned on. Dogs shot by kobows. BATTLE ON, IT KILL TIME! ^_^
(On the up side, it save US the effort of butchering them.)14th LimestoneFlint hear rude words down on ground, hear "fuck", "carvan", "all times", "fuck", "passed", "fucking" also "dwarven merchants". Flint bet they killed, but not want. Flint must end battle quick to save dwarfs with Flint's ammo! (Flint hope there ammo.)
16th Limestone... Ho ... Holy crap. Flint suddenly see red blur on ground, moving perfectly agile! It zips between BOTH catapults, pause just long enough for Flint to recognise Ivanor, determined, devious, legendary, before he starts flinging stones towards kobolds almost as fast as Flint shoot bolt! Kobolds panic and run all zig zaggy, trying to dodge massive boulders of splattering. Blood and limbs seen lying around when first hit. One or two kobold get close, so Ivanor back off and Flint shoot bolts down to kill it. One dodge traps, but is knocked out by bolt or something and triggers trap. Splat, yay! Ivanor fling more rocks and the kobolds alive flee in terror. All gone long before merchants even get near.
(Legendary siege operators are pretty awesome to watch in action.)Ivanor smirks at Syoan, dusts hands and casually reloads his stone trap.
Flint
so turned on right now.