Ha, okay... Think I just got lucky. And, I've come up with a new special character type.
So anyways, on one of my many encounters I came across a kobold riding a giant dragonfly. The idea of a kobold buglord struck me as so delightful that I couldn't help but want to make one.
Druids can ride, and they're also capable of summoning giant vermin at higher levels. The problem is that druids need wooden or other natural equipment (not really a problem, but it can get annoying at times), they need to rely on more non-kobold spells and abilities early on, and the vermin summoning spell is a level four spell, so they can't access it until level seven.
I tried a few kobold druids, but they all ended up going splat for some reason or another.
I just recently tried a kobold ranger, however. They're not spellcasters (which is a good thing, it was getting a little weird trying to set up a bug-loving spellcaster. They do get some minor spells however, which is also a good thing), they're better at fighting, they don't have the wild shape ability (again, thematically strange, and the class gets balanced against that power), and one of the combat lines gives stealth bonuses (which are right up a kobold's alley).
So this guy is kinda cute (for being a kobold), and I start wandering around. Now the only problem is finding a suitable bug to charm with my animal empathy skill. After getting chased off by several different baddies, I realize I'm going to need a little help surviving. I decide to summon my rangery animal companion.
Out of curiosity, I look to see if there are any interesting mountable critters in there. I know I can't summon vermin, but there might be something else of interest.
There was.
Behold the night hunter, a nocturnal flying creature that I'm sure we've all seen at least once. It has an innate spook aura, moves rather quickly, and can actually be remarkably annoying under the right circumstances.
It is also listed as being a large animal which can be used as a mount by humanoids. Bingo.
So I summon my giant bat-like creature, hop on his back and am suddenly awarded with an insane view range provided by the hunter's 180ft of infravision (one and a half times that of a Drow), not to mention the increased speed and ability to fly over any kind of trap or dangerous terrain.
The only problem is that night hunters are naturally rather fragile. Well, due to the fact that it's an animal companion, it naturally gets extra buffing and some insane regeneration in order to keep it alive. And I can take a feat to make it even more powerful.
I'm currently wielding the whip I started out with. It's a reach weapon, which means I can't attack anything that's directly adjacent to me. Well, my mount can. And he's damn good at it too, with three different attacks all coming in quick succession. A bogwart decided to sneak his way inside of my whipping range, and was just about to try his luck at stealing some of my goodies when my night hunter obliterated him with a well-placed tail thwack. This means I can attack a far-away enemy while my mount makes mincemeat of the guy next to me.
Furthermore, I move so fast that zombies don't even get a chance to touch me. All I have to do is get within range of one, smack him twice, and move back. Because of the speed differences, he will move at the same time I do, keeping him within range of my whip. I just continue backtracking like this until he's dead(-er). Doesn't even get a chance to touch me.
So let us usher in the glorious age of the kobold batriders! Take animal bond and mounted combat as feats, and plug points into ride whenever you can. Have fun.
Oh, one other thing... I ran into a gremlin in my travels. Out of curiosity, I asked him if he might be interested in adventuring with me for a while. Due to the racial boost and a lucky roll, he said yes.
Here's the weird thing... I was just wandering around in a little room when he decided to come in and see what all the fuss was about. All four of him.
And then he did it again. And then they did it again. There are now fifteen gremlins in this room with me, and I think they're going to multiply again sometime soon. They are all friendly, and they're all following me around.
Hooah.
EDIT: Good thing there are so many of them, actually. Apparently, gremlins turn to stone when presented with bright light. Keep that in mind for next time you're assaulted by gremlins.