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[silhouette]

The absolute absurdity of it...

The snarl of shadows
a pigtail trousers.

This is a pig tail trousers. all craftsdwarfship yada yada.
It is made from pigtail cloth.
this object meances with spikes of pigtail

[Amalgam]

I always imagined cloth spikes as being more like frills or something. Soooo lame.

Those trousers sure do look meancing, though.

[silhouette]

I always imagined cloth spikes as being more like frills or something. Soooo lame.

Those trousers sure do look meancing, though.

It menaces with its bright pink "spikes"... menaces as in it will BLIND YOU UPON EYE CONTACT WITH IT.

I always imagined cloth spikes to be cloth in the shape of spikes but like one touch and it would basically compact...

[Cheshire Cat]

i allways imagined cloth spikes as being thick cloth starched to all hell to make an actual spike. not one that could inflict harm, but one that would be stiff and solid.

as for leather spikes, i imagine solid boiled leather, not the soft stuff they make jackets out of nowadays. im going to try drawing dwarfy clothing with starchy stuff spikes when i get up tomorrow.

[MelloHero]

Yeah, like twisted into a super-tight cone and sewn on that way.

[Halceon]

Nah, THESE are cloth spikes!

[silhouette]

Nah, THESE are cloth spikes!

AHH GET IT AWAY!
THEYRE MENACING!

[Flaede]

nono. THESE are cloth spikes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[silhouette]

They look more metalic than anything.

[Halceon]

Or at least leather. Also, they can't be spikes, because they don't menace.

[Grendus]

They aren't menacing, and they aren't cloth, but they're nice spikes...

[Yagrum Bagarn]

I just got my first artifact thong.  It's probably my first because I've never bothered with a cloth industry before.  This map has an undergound river right next to my fortress, though, so cave spider silk is easy.  Thus, weavers and clothiers.

It's pretty hardcore.

Samamtalin, "Couragedrums", a giant cave spider silk thong.

It is incrusted with star sapphires and encircled with bands of emerald.  The GCS cloth is midnight blue with dimple dye.  It's adorned with hanging rings of GCS silk.  It menaces with spikes of GCS silk, raw adamantine, emerald, AND admantine.  On the item is an image of a wave in emerald.  On the item is an image of Alders in emerald.

Yes, that's right.  Spikes of GCS silk, Raw Adamantine, emerald, AND adamantine.

Value: 1,000,200☼

What.  The.  Hell.

[Hectonkhyres]

Or at least leather. Also, they can't be spikes, because they don't menace.

At her current age... yeah, I imagine they would be leather. And I disagree with you: Old lady tits are very menacing.

[Kyronea]

So, among other artifacts, I've got Stukos TwistedConstructs, a flint sceptor. Really, not that interesting--it's got dwarfs surrounding dwarfs on it, your usual menaces with spikes stuff...really, the whole thing wouldn't be worth mentioning at all, until I noticed this interesting factoid about it which I didn't notice when it was created, in this engraving:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yep. He actually named it after himself. What an egotist.

[Doomshifter]

I just got my first artifact thong.  It's probably my first because I've never bothered with a cloth industry before.  This map has an undergound river right next to my fortress, though, so cave spider silk is easy.  Thus, weavers and clothiers.

It's pretty hardcore.

Samamtalin, "Couragedrums", a giant cave spider silk thong.

It is incrusted with star sapphires and encircled with bands of emerald.  The GCS cloth is midnight blue with dimple dye.  It's adorned with hanging rings of GCS silk.  It menaces with spikes of GCS silk, raw adamantine, emerald, AND admantine.  On the item is an image of a wave in emerald.  On the item is an image of Alders in emerald.

Yes, that's right.  Spikes of GCS silk, Raw Adamantine, emerald, AND adamantine.

Value: 1,000,200☼

What.  The.  Hell.

That is possibly the coolest thong I've ever seen. You could have the worlds ugliest dwarf with pubic hair out of EVERYWHERE wearing nothing but that thing and he'd look good.