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[Zancor Mezoran]

I've never got an artifact made of adamantium, or an artifact over 150k value, or any engravings of an artifact....but, however, I do have an artifact with a picture of a dwarf raising a chalk idol...and my previous artifact was a chalk idol!

[Michaelsoftman]

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Ah yes, I love when dwarves do stuff like this.

It's a pig tail bag.  Decorated with more pig tail.  It menaces with MORE pig tail spikes.

But the best part?

On the pig tail bag is an image of ANOTHER pig tail bag, IN PIG TAIL.

[Flaede]

Is it just me, or are some of the artifacts, especially the clothing ones, a bit really tacky?

"Hey Bomrek, you seen my new diamond studded loincloth yet? it menaces with spikes of adamantine, hurr hurr hurr"

[Michaelsoftman]

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New artifact.  My first legendary piece of adamantine equipment!

Seriously, will the Dwarf that equips this become a god?

[worldspawn]

I just wound up with a perch bone drum named "Musclefleshy".

[Crossroads Inc.]

BEHOLD the Epic LOINCLOTH!!!

[Icarus]

This is an unicorn leather loincloth. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of unicorn bone. On the item is an image of a unicorn.

The unicorn in question mauled 10 dwarves and yet was never given a name which made me sad. I imagine it as a codpiece that impales victims.

[GenericOverusedName]

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Ah yes, I love when dwarves do stuff like this.

It's a pig tail bag.  Decorated with more pig tail.  It menaces with MORE pig tail spikes.

But the best part?

On the pig tail bag is an image of ANOTHER pig tail bag, IN PIG TAIL.

Awesome name for a terrible artifact. 

[TerminatorII]

 




I like it.

[IceShade]

It's a shame that it's not a metal used for weapons, so it's pretty much standard iron quality... BUT! It's aluminum, thus VERY light! Three times as light as a normal iron warhammer.

I still don't know my fortress' relation to this Dari. His engravings of the same event are all over the place. Always the jaguar, and always Dari.

Dudes! History is being written in your very own fortress, with waaaay more cooler stuff happening! Bah.

Anyway.




Also, fey mood. Legendary weaponsmith!

[Nerserus]

Vathemamug, "The Saturnine Fog",  a cave spider silk sock.
This is a cave spider silk sock. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is made from cave spider silk cloth. The thread is midnight blue with Dimple dye. On the item is an image of rats in cave spider silk(?). On the item is an image of a narrow crescent in Yellow Diamond (What a damn waste, though the artifact's value is shocking!)

Weight: 13            Basic Value: 78600

Wow, thats a bad ass sock...I take back the quote about dwarves saving socks, this isn't actually half bad!

[Teferi]

hah my current fort has this:



value: 169200☼

[Marko]

The Snarling Stances, a Platinum buckler

This is a Platinum buckler. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Onyx and encircled with bands of goblin bone and Native gold. This object menaces with spikes of Gold, giant cave spider silk, cat leather, and Native gold.
On the item is an image of Fikod Shotwashes the dwarf and dwarves in Platinum. Fikod Shotwashes is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of dwarf Fikod Shotwashes to leadership of The Dyes of Veiling in 174.
On the Item is an image of a shining sun in Bituminous coal.

234,000☼

Now that's what I call bling!

[Chandrasekhar]

The Snarling Stances, a Platinum buckler

This is a Platinum buckler. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Onyx and encircled with bands of goblin bone and Native gold. This object menaces with spikes of Gold, giant cave diper silk, cat leather, and Native gold.
On the item is an image of Fikod Shotwashes the dwarf and dwarves in Platinum. Fikod Shotwashes is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of dwarf Fikod Shotwashes to leadership of The Dyes of Veiling in 174.
On the Item is an image of a shining sun in Bituminous coal.

234,000☼

Now that's what I call bling!

It's meant to be used as an earring.

[Marko]

While playing tonight... I got this. 'this is only a tribute to the best artifact ever':



(just the thought of a loin cloth with a picture of a pimped out buckler on it...)