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jaxy15

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #840 on: May 08, 2011, 09:34:17 am »

My current fort's best is a green glass table.
It's royal.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #841 on: May 08, 2011, 10:46:42 am »

I did get a nice adamantine mail shirt though. Weakencleaned. "Encircled with bands of towercap, sheep leather and pigtail fiber, adorned with hanging rings of goliath tarantula silk (mod) and menaces with spikes of alpaca wool. On the item is an image of mountains in adamantine, dwarves traveling in bismuthininte and a cloud in rose quartz." So it's kind of a little sunset scene with blue mountains, pink clouds and dwarves traveling underneath. :)

I lol'd.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #842 on: May 08, 2011, 10:51:06 am »

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A gold spear, which my Militia Captain is now wielding and has yet to claim any lives.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #843 on: May 08, 2011, 10:54:29 am »

Xagonialset
A gold spear, which my Militia Captain is now wielding and has yet to claim any lives.
Gold is bad for edged weaponry. Very bad.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #844 on: May 08, 2011, 12:31:40 pm »

This is the proper use of gold :

Its hammer time (its worth about 150k)
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #845 on: May 08, 2011, 12:39:12 pm »

This is the proper use of gold :

Its hammer time (its worth about 150k)
Now THIS, this is a masterpiece.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #846 on: May 08, 2011, 12:39:27 pm »

Something-something the Glowing Butcher.
A silver grate with an image of my civ's first king. 
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #847 on: May 11, 2011, 01:33:35 am »

heh, this is the first year of my fort, and an immigrant armorer already mooded. Luckily, the caravan was there, so I quickly bought all the steel items I could afford and melted them down, and he came up with an awesome steel left gauntlet called Tangaklotolish worth about 76k!
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #848 on: May 11, 2011, 02:06:13 am »

My weaponsmith just mooded, and has produced my best artefact to date (which isnt saying much)

Togalzarut  The stormy insanity   an adamantine spear.  It is encrusted with chert and decorated with alpaca wool.  It is adorned with hanging rings of dog leather.  On the item is an image of a cave swallow in adamantine.  On the item is a aimage of the stormy insanity the adamantine spear in dog leather.

The other items its made of arent brilliant, but its worth over 1 million  and has an image of itself and a cave swallow on it, which is cool as i gave it to my best speardwarf who then butchered a large cave-swallow man tribe.
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« Reply #849 on: May 11, 2011, 03:22:09 am »

Heh, not one and a half months after my armorer finished his fey mood, my mason got possessed! He churned out a really nifty hematite armor stand with an image of my current queen's coronation on it! Definitely going into the main barracks when I get steel bars done for a few steel swords and shields
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« Reply #850 on: May 11, 2011, 11:10:01 am »

One of my bowyers has produced... this. :-[
âzkob Lir "The Incense of Climaxes", a willow bow.

All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with basalt, decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of willow and naked mole dog bone. It menaces with spikes of steel.

 :'(I am now attempting to purge the mental imagery from my mind with !!steel floss!!.
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« Reply #851 on: May 11, 2011, 02:02:53 pm »

I have noidea what this is but it sounds awesome

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #852 on: May 11, 2011, 04:53:53 pm »

I have noidea what this is but it sounds awesome

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As my previous posts have probably shown, I like this axe a LOT. It's the coolest artifact I've ever gotten in, like, all two years of playing this game.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #853 on: May 11, 2011, 04:55:44 pm »

I can see the pic perfectly
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« Reply #854 on: May 11, 2011, 04:57:31 pm »

I can see the pic perfectly
The spoiler tag doesn't have anything it, and when I use the link acquired from quoting your post it leads me to a log-in screen on the forum you're hosting on.
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