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happydog23

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #555 on: February 08, 2010, 12:15:18 am »

I never get any exciting artifacts.  (though that might be changing...)  In fact on my current fort I just had my 5th artifact and now I'm starting to question the world I generated...

I noticed artifact number 3:
A boring fractal chest... But that name "monkeven"  Didn't mean anything to me at first.
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Artifact 4 I took note of... It is still worth 25% of my fortress.  It is a thong.  With jewels hanging off it.  Named Satiny Arm.
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And now my 5th artifact for this fort...  The Brand of Sounding... A throne with more hanging rings on it... and a picture of a battle... on The National Seducer.
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So far I've got Monks, Thongs with "family jewels", and battles over "The National Seducer."

Not sure if this has to do with me modding my birthrate low...  Or the fact that every goblin ambush has had a human in it, but I'm beginning to get concerned about the world my dwarves are living in.

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #556 on: February 08, 2010, 01:58:24 pm »



Most valuable statue EVER.

And yes, it looks like I went around forbidding things. But I didn't; he just grabbed it all on his own.
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happydog23

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #557 on: February 08, 2010, 04:56:52 pm »

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Artifact 4 I took note of... It is still worth 25% of my fortress.  It is a thong.  With jewels hanging off it.  Named Satiny Arm.
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And now my 5th artifact for this fort...  The Brand of Sounding... A throne with more hanging rings on it... and a picture of a battle... on The National Seducer.
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So far I've got Monks, Thongs with "family jewels", and battles over "The National Seducer."

Not sure if this has to do with me modding my birthrate low...  Or the fact that every goblin ambush has had a human in it, but I'm beginning to get concerned about the world my dwarves are living in.
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My next artifact was an armor stand... with an image of my previous artifact thong on it...

So now I have the artifact thong... and an armor stand wearing a replica of it to put on display.  Perfect... now if I get a few more pieces, my dwarves can open "Urista's Secret"

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #558 on: February 08, 2010, 06:15:21 pm »

And yes, it looks like I went around forbidding things.

Could you explain to me how exactly that trick is supposed to work? Last time I tried forbidding ingredients (and later allowing them once they got carried to the workshop), they ended up not being used, and I think were carried back to the relevant stockpiles even before the artifact was completed.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #559 on: February 08, 2010, 06:16:24 pm »

you don't forbid the ones you want him to use, you forbid the ones you don't XD
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #560 on: February 08, 2010, 06:36:36 pm »

Here's one from a recent fort.  Migrant clothier goes fey, and I have just enough time to build him a shop and buy him some cloth from the friendly neighbors.  He produces this:
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Behold, the Passage of Bristles, an unfortunately named green jockstrap!  Cowabunga!
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #561 on: February 08, 2010, 07:05:49 pm »

Mine is a raw adamantine mug with pictures of murderous carp and elephants worth 751K.

Sadly, the object and its creator was lost in the goblin siege of 217 and never recovered. There goes my Masterwork tables and chairs in my royal dining room.

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #562 on: February 08, 2010, 07:14:16 pm »

I got this one a couple of nights ago in my last fortress.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #563 on: February 08, 2010, 09:11:13 pm »

I have a heavily decorated dark elf bone chain. Nothing too special, but I think it's pretty badass.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #564 on: February 09, 2010, 04:03:15 am »

you don't forbid the ones you want him to use, you forbid the ones you don't XD

Yeah, I guess you forbid felsite so they use platinum nuggets for a mason's mood, right? That doesn't explain the supposed common wisdom of people increasing their number of ingredients via forbidding.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #565 on: February 09, 2010, 06:10:09 am »

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=49177.0

Your dorf wants 1 each of rocks and bars and shells.  She brings back a rock, then goes to get a bar.  Forbid the rock, then she brings back a bar and goes to get a new rock.  Unforbid the rock, then when she comes back she sees the brackets of forbidding gone, uses both.  Repeat as desired, although I think Planepacking an artifact requires a different method because this onesupposedly has a limit of (n^2)-(n) total things on it. 
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #566 on: February 09, 2010, 12:56:26 pm »

you don't forbid the ones you want him to use, you forbid the ones you don't XD

Yeah, I guess you forbid felsite so they use platinum nuggets for a mason's mood, right? That doesn't explain the supposed common wisdom of people increasing their number of ingredients via forbidding.
Try removing your stockpiles so your dwarves won't take away the extra items.  I've managed to use the cheat you're talking about, and yes, dwarves restockpiling stuff is problem, or a disadvantage.

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #567 on: February 09, 2010, 02:04:24 pm »

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=49177.0

Your dorf wants 1 each of rocks and bars and shells.  She brings back a rock, then goes to get a bar.  Forbid the rock, then she brings back a bar and goes to get a new rock.  Unforbid the rock, then when she comes back she sees the brackets of forbidding gone, uses both.  Repeat as desired, although I think Planepacking an artifact requires a different method because this onesupposedly has a limit of (n^2)-(n) total things on it. 

Planepacked artifacts have something to do with the "Dwarves can go outside" order.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #568 on: February 09, 2010, 02:30:40 pm »

Thanks for the input, I'll have to try this shortly.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #569 on: February 11, 2010, 12:40:11 am »

Kithnecak, "The Scarce Neutralization", a Native Copper Mechanism.  Covered in native copper and platinum, with an engraving of a lizard.  The artifact itself, while neat, isn't really "best artifact ever" material, but its name is really cool.  I HAVE to use it in some sort of elaborate killing machine.
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