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[dieinafire]

...and it is! lol, i kept seeing my dwarves heading up the back doorway, bringing back goblin corpses. i wondered where they were coming from. OH the weapon trap 1-shotted an entire ambush party, and it doesn't bring up the ambush alarm! lol...

[Time Kitten]

I can just imagine each goblin watching the flashng blades as their companion in front gets ludicrously gibbed just walking forward in aw, whispering, "it's so... damn... beautiful.."

[Stargrave]

i got a flute once made of adamantine and cloth. i belive it had the image of a mandrill skull on it and it was worth 600k

[Papa Cauldur]

I had a bed. Made out of platinum. It used 2 bars and was worth 96k. The guy who made it slept like a king.

[Nexii Malthus]

Just got an artifact mechanism.

Stókídninur Merirtustem, "Impaleescorts the Pregnant Courtesy"
This is a Bauxite mechanisms. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Bauxite and Aquamarine. On the item is an image of Listenlake the Flint scepter in Steel.
Worth 64,800☼

Its going into a weapon trap hehe

[elizar]

"Impaleescorts the Pregnant Courtesy"

Its going into a weapon trap hehe

No it isn't! It has to go into the lever that the nobles flip to die. And it's exclusive to only the pregnant consorts/escorts. With a name like that, you can't do anything else!

[kenken244]

And since it's made of Bauxite, The room it is in can be flooded with magma!

[Granite26]

1670400 Dwarfbucks, although I don't want to know what the chain weights are snarling...

[MasterBlaster]

I want one of my dwarves to go into a fell mood and make something out of every other dwarf in the mountain

Or for some one to make something out of their husband/wife/child/parent

[Candlejack]

...and it is! lol, i kept seeing my dwarves heading up the back doorway, bringing back goblin corpses. i wondered where they were coming from. OH the weapon trap 1-shotted an entire ambush party, and it doesn't bring up the ambush alarm! lol...

You should go get that corkscrew in adventure mode and use it as your primary weapon.

[loganis]

ok, my best artifact to date
Hauntedmetal the Sounds of grooving! A steel spear worth a 105K dwarfbucks

[Stargrave]

the sounds of grooving should be a legendary sound system no?

[Rozen]

I had an incredibly boring fort for a while. Eventually I got an artifact cabinet with pictures of squares on it or something... soon afterwards I got another artifact cabinet, with a picture of the first artifact cabinet on it. It was a boring fort.

[Ai Shizuka]

In my last fort on a map with no trees the very first artifact is this garbage:



At that point I had some 10 logs total and a severe barrel shortage. And this genius dump 3 logs on a CUP. Possessed, so no skill boost. Not that a woodcrafter on a desert map would have been of any use, but still. Happened in the second spring, so nothing fancy is ready to dispose of the idiot. I just sent him carp-fishing.


Then my original stonecrafter/armorer gets a fey mood. He's already a legendary stonecrafter, so I'm hoping for an armor artifact. Nope:



He's my main source of income, so no carps for him.


And then finally they start doing some good stuff. This actually is my most valuable artifact ever. Crap skill boost, but a golden scepter is pretty cool:




Promptly followed by a nice glove:




My favorite was a seriously badass silver spear with all sort of bones slapped on it and a very cool name, worth some 120k. No screenshot of that 

[gershwyn]

An otherwise unremarkable amulet, but with a name that sums up my dwarfly philosophy: Workmurders the Weak Temptation.