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Author Topic: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING  (Read 2923 times)

MagicJuggler

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2008, 11:23:43 pm »
Quote from: jockmo42 on October 21, 2008, 11:14:09 pm
There is actually a game called Battleraper? I love this planet.

There is actually a game called Battle Raper. And a sequel called Battle Raper 2: The Game. How great our planet is.
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KrataLightblade

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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2008, 12:35:16 am »
Quote from: MagicJuggler on October 21, 2008, 11:23:43 pm
Quote from: jockmo42 on October 21, 2008, 11:14:09 pm
There is actually a game called Battleraper? I love this planet.

There is actually a game called Battle Raper. And a sequel called Battle Raper 2: The Game. How great our planet is.


I am now deeply afraid of you.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2008, 03:37:43 am »
I do not like this thread at all ._.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008, 05:00:55 am »
Bottle Roper: The musical Dwarf Fortress edition.
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 07:50:55 am »
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Earthquake Damage

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2008, 08:32:32 am »
See this thread?  Do you see what happens, Efun?  This is what happens, Efun.  This is what happens when you post on the internet.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2008, 09:19:04 am »
Lol, the thought naked midgets tossing each other against a wall is hilarious. Until it gets disturbing. This makes me happy that graphics are in ASCII.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2008, 01:12:59 pm »
Quote from: Muz on October 22, 2008, 09:19:04 am
Lol, the thought naked midgets tossing each other against a wall is hilarious. Until it gets disturbing. This makes me happy that graphics are in ASCII.

That... that... No. Now I have this horrible little image running through my head. Thanks.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2008, 02:50:15 pm »
Quote from: Axe27 on October 20, 2008, 09:44:57 pm
Holy Jesus oh mighty you'd be surprised how many kids the military churns out. In one of my fortress, one of my champions wrestlers had 10 kids with her champion marksdwarf wrestlers. I think the spawn of military population contributed probably 30 dwarves to my fortress. It was pretty insane.

God, my fortress is the same way.  I had a couple of female soldier immigrants over the years, and there were a few females who I thought were simply too badass not to draft.

It has gotten to the point where the children are seriously compromising the security of my fortress.  My defenses involve a convoluted layout that can make it literally a thousand-tile walk from one side of a wall to the other, and I'm sure you can guess where the kids like to stand when following mommy to work.  Thankfully, the fort's children are starting to reach age 12, which means I can start putting THEM on the front lines to replace the baby factories as they're reassigned to the farthest corner of my mining tunnels.

Quote from: MagicJuggler on October 20, 2008, 10:19:49 pm
You know the scary thing is that Battle Raper and Battle Raper 2: The game are actual games. They both suck of course.

That was an...unfortunate choice of words.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2008, 02:53:33 pm »
Quote from: jockmo42 on October 21, 2008, 11:14:09 pm
There is actually a game called Battleraper? I love this planet.

Yes yes , who needs mars, eh?
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2008, 02:58:17 pm »
I know a guy who likes games like battle raper.
You honestly wouldn't expect it of him.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2008, 02:59:45 pm »
What is up with you maggarg? You are replying after all my posts ATM?.
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2008, 03:05:33 pm »
Quote from: Hoborobo234 on October 22, 2008, 02:59:45 pm
What is up with you maggarg? You are replying after all my posts ATM?.
I didn't notice...
Crap, I'm doing it again.
I'm scared.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2008, 04:08:25 pm »
As lime is diametrically opposed to tinfoil, it's clear that the mind control rays from the lime hat beckon Maggarg to follow it.  That or you have your very own fan boy.  :P
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2008, 04:16:01 pm »
See what chaos i cause?!?! DO YOU MUAHAHAHAHAH
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Quote from: Gergination on June 19, 2009, 07:10:02 pm
Quote from: Efun on June 19, 2009, 07:02:52 pm
Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
I fixed that up for you.
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