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Author Topic: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING  (Read 2920 times)

Efun

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Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« on: October 20, 2008, 09:11:20 pm »
My Wrestlers... bout 10 of em are sparrign like non stop in the barracks and when they started it was clean....now there is clothes everywhere.....i cant wait for the baby rush....

AS in reply to #3, you hurt me..... T.T

but anyway...is that normal or what...shouldnt they be just well, wrestling?
« Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 09:30:02 pm by Efun »
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
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Re: Wrestlers are to sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2008, 09:21:10 pm »
sexy.
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inaluct

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Re: Wrestlers are to sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 09:26:29 pm »
It's "too" sexy.

I have nothing else to say about this horrible, horrible topic maker who watches intently as his electronic midgets pull eachother's clothes off.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HIM EXCEPT THAT
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Gauphastus

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 09:32:46 pm »
Apparently when they're grappling, they rip each other's clothes off bit by bit.

Sounds fabulous and sweaty.
I bet Dwarf Fortresses smell real bad.
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Axe27

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 09:44:57 pm »
Quote from: Efun on October 20, 2008, 09:11:20 pm
i cant wait for the baby rush....


Holy Jesus oh mighty you'd be surprised how many kids the military churns out. In one of my fortress, one of my champions wrestlers had 10 kids with her champion marksdwarf wrestlers. I think the spawn of military population contributed probably 30 dwarves to my fortress. It was pretty insane.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2008, 10:01:26 pm »
*Raised Eyebrow* This topic burns my eyes.
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MagicJuggler

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2008, 10:01:58 pm »
At this rate, Toady should cancel Dwarf Fortress and make Battle Raper: Dwarf Edition  ;D

/endsarcasm
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 10:05:07 pm »
Please...no more. *Hideing in corner*
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MagicJuggler

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2008, 10:07:13 pm »
And a sequel to Battle Raper: Dwarf Edition called Battle Raper 2: Dwarf Edition: The Game.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2008, 10:08:59 pm »
Your a bad influence. Bravo MagicJuggler.
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MagicJuggler

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2008, 10:19:49 pm »
You know the scary thing is that Battle Raper and Battle Raper 2: The game are actual games. They both suck of course.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2008, 10:38:15 pm »
Do they involve tentacle demons? :P They would be from japan then.

(Did I really just say that? *Twitch*)
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MagicJuggler

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2008, 10:41:37 pm »
They are from Japan, but there are no tentacles. Just you fondling unconcious girls, and doing other perverted things to them.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 12:13:37 am »
They're games very much like Soul Calibur but with less polygons, dumber controls, and a far more realistic approach to what real men do once they've beaten a "hawt chick" to submission.
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Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 11:14:09 pm »
There is actually a game called Battleraper? I love this planet.
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