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Aqizzar

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Longevity tips for the Liaison
« on: October 19, 2008, 05:41:02 am »

So my fort finally attracted the human Guild Representative.  I took notice when she flew across my map at Mach 3 to hound my mayor.  "Sweet," I think, "a worldgen hero."  Sure enough, maxed out stats and 19 pages of +elf bone bling+.  I abandon and look her up in Legends.

Turns out she lost both her parents to elf sieges(and her father was a noted elf slayer as well), has led attacks and defenses valiantly, racked up 243 kills (all elves), and outlived her husband and all children by decades...

She was born in 147.  It's 254 now.  She's going to croak in my fort sometime very soon.  Any tips on how to deal with this?  I guess making sure she meets the mayor fast so she can stay off the map is one thing to do, but I've got 13 years tops before she kicks the bucket on my watch.
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 06:15:45 am »

thats the most awesome human i ever heard of.... can i adopt her? :D
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 06:21:57 am »

But is that 13 years of time, or just 13 years of on map time for her. that is the question.
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 06:32:19 am »

Wow, I havn't seen any thing like that before... Cage some elves and sell them to her.
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 07:33:53 am »

make sure you have a tomb coated with platinum waiting for this elf killer, they deserve it, who the fuck uses wooden sword and shit.... the deserve to die A tomb worthy of a god my friend... OH CAPTURE SOME ELVES AND PLACE THE CAGES IN THE HERO'S TOMB!!!
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 08:49:06 am »

make sure you have a tomb coated with platinum waiting for this elf killer, they deserve it, who the fuck uses wooden sword and shit.... the deserve to die A tomb worthy of a god my friend... OH CAPTURE SOME ELVES AND PLACE THE CAGES IN THE HERO'S TOMB!!!

YES!  YES!  SEAL THE TREE-HUGGERS IN WITH THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE! >:D

Nonononono, that's just cruel.
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 09:54:07 am »

Accept the inevitable.
As long as still possible, order and stockpile as much as you can of whatever you need/can't make yourself.
Bruise yourself for centuries of human sieges, who - fully understandable - will get really-really mad at you, for letting they great hero die on your map.

 :-\

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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2008, 10:20:24 am »

Indeed, I've found that the liason is often goblin bait, due to the arrival point being away from the wagons.  It certainly is a challenge to keep this person alive, hero or not.

As such, I have a SOP for dealing with this, and so far, it has worked out quite well. 

0)  Because marksdwarves are usually better at mobile combat, I tend to use them for escort duty.

1)  When the season for the escort mission arrives, form up a fire team of marksdwarves near your gate.

2)  Split the squad to single dwarves to avoid following the leader to other activities.

3)  When the liason arrives, reform the squad with the dwarves available.

4)  Set a patrol point between halfway and three-quarters of the way between the fortress entrance and the liason spawn point, adjusting for speed.

5)  When the fire team intercepts the liason, cancel their patrol and set a station point at the entrance.

6)  Keep a reserve team of marksdwarves or melee troops ready near the entrance, if possible, using the same method of forming a squad and splitting out, in case you need the muscle.

So far, I've not yet lost a liason over 10 years, and have rescued him several times.  While running escort is dangerous, and requires attention and micromangement, I find that the presence of the human and dwarven liason is nice. 

I never escort elves--they don't bother to bring their own guards for their caravan, and I see no reason to risk my dwarves' lives for a bunch of cloth when the elves themselves cannot provide adequate escort force for their merchants.   
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2008, 10:36:28 am »

Well, I think I read someone resurrected the bastard to a form of unlife with Tweak but I don't know if that's very good

See what happens when you insist on using worldgen NPCs before they're replaced Toady!? My king shouldn't be a stinking soapmaker with no legs! Why does everything slice of legs and arms in worldgen anyway, that barely ever happens nonlethally in the game
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2008, 10:38:46 am »

Bah. Be sure to bury this great hero in your tombs, and station an active guard to look over her tomb day and night. Such a great hero should never be forgotten.


Let her die, and take on the Humans. Humans are like goblins, except they sit around outside for a while before the final suicidal charge into your traps.
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2008, 10:44:41 am »

i like the crossed out part better
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2008, 03:03:48 pm »

Bury her in a tomb befitting a king. Sacrifice elves to her as often as possible, in a most bloody manner. Chain the most badass animals you can get your hands on in there with her. (has the side effect of keeping your breeding stock safe as well) Run waterfalls in there, as well as magma falls.

Make the tomb your dining hall.
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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2008, 06:25:13 pm »

Make the tomb your dining hall.

Well that's not morbid, is it? ;D
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Longevity tips for the Liaison
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2008, 06:44:19 pm »

Make the tomb your dining hall.

Well that's not morbid, is it? ;D

It ensures she is never forgotten. Plus, it means you can deck the place out twice as good, since you're using the resources for both places in one room.

Your dwarves go to eat, admire a nice coffin surrounded by chained dragons, and listen to elves being whipped to death on platforms above. Dead elves get chucked into the magma fall. Hardcore dwarven.
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