THIS WAS NOT MADE BY ME! It was made by my friend (who wants to remain anon)
Old titan was hopping around, anusedspikes like a big cavern, when suddenly a batman burst from the shade, and bit the titan. titan got enraged and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by urist furyensure who proceded to explode titans head, but elf flowerylove charged out of the blue and broke urist's head but they both got mauled by the batman who tried to get back to his cave, but cog beerthinkin became undead and took out a crossbow out from his hat and shot batman with a FWUMPH WUMPH TINK and he became over-exerted and ran away, as dragon came to eat batman. This is the ultimate fortress, of ultimate carnage, Elves, goblins, and booze bombs, as far as the eye can see, only one will be supreme, i wonder who it will be, this is the ultiamte fortress, of ultimate carnage. Titan exploded the dragons head as batman came back with a mangled head then elf tinklewinkle ambushed from the back and urist furyensure was faint and trying to get up as cog beerthinkin came back with a +shortsword+ but something caught his leg and he fell, tamed hatedberry took him out with his *scourge*, and he reached for his blowgun which he couldnt find because the batman stole it and he blew and missed and elf tinklewinkle took it with his fist and leaped in the air and did a roll as cog beerthinkin tried to ambush the dragon and they collided in the air and both got webbed by a giant cave spider. This is the ultimate fortress, of ultimate carnage, Elves, Goblins, and booze bombs, as far as the eye can see, only one will reign supreme, i wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate fortress, of ultimate carnage. gods stared out, with astranged music, down from the skies, decended Iron Blood, who deleivered a punch, which could shatter bones, into the face, of tamed hatedberry, who fell over on the ground, completley insane, as the batman flew into the sky, but Iron Blood saw this, and became enraged, and shot down the batman with his eye. then magical gray and magical white, and ren bitin and the black knight, and goblin muss lestinky, and the blue thingy, and ranger xautis and tomi the genie, urist goldenback, hammerman, captain kort and technologic gator, ho man, super gutah, every single crossbow-ranger, galwk, bronze collosus and muscle logan, ambushed out of nowhere at the speed of 1 and kicked iron blood but failed miserably, it was the bloodiest failure the world ever saw, with peasants looking on in total awe, the war raged on for 100 years, many lives were armok's and they all saw the supreme, Iron Blood with his blood and vomit encrusted self. This is the ultiamte fortress, of ultimate carnage, elves, goblins, and booze bombs, as far as the eye can see, only one will reign supreme, i wonder who it will be, this is the ultimate fortress (this is the ultimate fortress) this is the ultimate fortress (this is the ultimate fortress) this is the ultimate fortress, of ultimate carnage.
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Topic: Ultimate Fortress, of Ultimate Carnage (DF ultimate showdown parody) (Read 2672 times)