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Re: What...the....
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2008, 06:13:59 pm »

That's nothing, one of my wrestlers once tore off their spar buddie's loin cloth, they became lovers after that, quick! I'll give you a second to guess their genders!
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2008, 06:59:05 pm »

I don't remember if it was one of my artifacts or someones elses but someone had a thong that had an image of fairys on it.
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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2008, 09:52:07 pm »

That's nothing, one of my wrestlers once tore off their spar buddie's loin cloth, they became lovers after that, quick! I'll give you a second to guess their genders!

both male
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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2008, 10:02:29 pm »

That's nothing, one of my wrestlers once tore off their spar buddie's loin cloth, they became lovers after that, quick! I'll give you a second to guess their genders!

both male

 Wrong!

 DF can only allow same-gender sentients to get up to friend status. Sentients of opposite sex can go beyond that.

 Although which would be more akward, a man ripping off the pants of an unsuspecting woman, or a woman being so forceful to rip off the mans bottoms.
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2008, 10:14:47 pm »

Yeah I knew I'd be wrong but I figured I'd give it a shot.

DF is kind of discriminating against gays with that! Let's add an entity tag for homosexuality in civs!
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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2008, 10:17:35 pm »

how bout no..... but you can make asexually reproducing civs if ya want
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2008, 02:42:42 am »

I don't think the game needs to support dwarven men sucking each other's.. gnomes. Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon, in such a setting any cakeboys would probably marry and conceive like everyone else or just never get entangled
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 03:52:52 am »

This raises a question, does an item a dwarf cannot wear/use(without modding), be in dwarven size or human?

This however, would only applies if you did not mod thongs for your dwarves.

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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2008, 08:13:15 am »

but you can make asexually reproducing civs if ya want
AFAIK you cannot do that as of today. At least none of my slugman civilization attempts were fertile - they don't reproduce (at least during world gen, leaving you without any playable sexual/hermaphrodite/whatever race). Don't know about reproduction in fortress mode, though (however one needs world gen for that, of course).
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 08:16:45 am »

I don't think the game needs to support dwarven men sucking each other's.. gnomes. Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon, in such a setting any cakeboys would probably marry and conceive like everyone else or just never get entangled
That's correct, and you never know what these creepy little dwellers in the dark dwarfs are doing anyway - remember that everything in DF reproduces through pollination. Must be some kind of total air bukkake. Thank god I'm not a dwarf.
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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 08:33:38 am »

Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon

Much like heterosexuality eh eh eh
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 09:20:47 am »

Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon

Much like heterosexuality eh eh eh

Indeed. ::)
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2008, 10:30:17 am »

Much like heterosexuality eh eh eh

Well yes. Even pedophilia and whatsamacallit teenager fiddling was the norm some places. Especially when it came to girls

I wasn't trying to make a political statement
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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2008, 10:33:59 am »

Much like heterosexuality eh eh eh

Well yes. Even pedophilia and whatsamacallit teenager fiddling was the norm some places. Especially when it came to girls

I wasn't trying to make a political statement

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« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 10:40:15 am »

Speaking of sizes...
Legends mode is interpreted in Human.
Artifacts that your dwarves make, say, a Pig tail shirt, become Small, say,  a Small pig tail shirt.
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