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Benitosimies

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« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2008, 01:17:03 pm »

Thong can be a sandal.

Kind of like a flip flop.
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« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2008, 02:25:37 pm »

Speaking of sizes...
Legends mode is interpreted in Human.
Artifacts that your dwarves make, say, a Pig tail shirt, become Small, say,  a Small pig tail shirt.

So that means the artifact in question is a Small leather thong.

That makes things so much better ;)
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« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2008, 02:29:46 pm »

Yeah I knew I'd be wrong but I figured I'd give it a shot.

DF is kind of discriminating against gays with that! Let's add an entity tag for homosexuality in civs!

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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2008, 02:33:21 pm »

im killing the bastards on sight now
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
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« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2008, 02:36:30 pm »

im killing the bastards on sight now

You didn't do that before?
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2008, 02:43:43 pm »

im killing the bastards on sight now

You didn't do that before?

Agreed. What the hell's wrong with you?
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« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2008, 03:01:14 pm »

I don't think the game needs to support dwarven men sucking each other's.. gnomes. Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon, in such a setting any cakeboys would probably marry and conceive like everyone else or just never get entangled
Would you think the same way about dwarven women rummaging around each other's quarry bushes? :P I always find it rather amusing that heterosexual men will usually turn their nose up at the thought of two men having sex yet they can't get enough of two women having sex.
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« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2008, 04:26:59 pm »

I don't think the game needs to support dwarven men sucking each other's.. gnomes. Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon, in such a setting any cakeboys would probably marry and conceive like everyone else or just never get entangled
Would you think the same way about dwarven women rummaging around each other's quarry bushes? :P I always find it rather amusing that heterosexual men will usually turn their nose up at the thought of two men having sex yet they can't get enough of two women having sex.

Actually, yes. But, then again, I try to avoid thinking anything about the sexual habits of my dwarves. Looking at all the nastiness covering 'em, I think it'd be like two dirty homeless people going at it. You know, the ones that smell of urine.
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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2008, 04:34:05 pm »

Thong can be a sandal.

Kind of like a flip flop.

According to the RAWs it weren't sandals on the god-toad's mind.

I don't think the game needs to support dwarven men sucking each other's.. gnomes. Homosexuality in general is a cultural phenomenon, in such a setting any cakeboys would probably marry and conceive like everyone else or just never get entangled
Would you think the same way about dwarven women rummaging around each other's quarry bushes? :P I always find it rather amusing that heterosexual men will usually turn their nose up at the thought of two men having sex yet they can't get enough of two women having sex.

Let those people do so and remind them from time to time to imagine their own mother engaging in lesbian sex. Or for most of these peeps: really old people engaging in whatever sexual activities...

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« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2008, 05:55:22 pm »

im killing the bastards on sight now

You didn't do that before?

Agreed. What the hell's wrong with you?

Ummm.... Ummm..... They brought me cloth that i just kept taking.... PROFIT!!!!!

I was planning on building a giant stone block above my depot so when they come.....

BOOOOOooommmmM!!!!!
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
I fixed that up for you.

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« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2008, 11:35:20 pm »

I should have stopped reading this thread at the end of the first page. :(
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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2008, 11:40:06 pm »

So close...



Loincloth instead of a thong. Anyway, it's worth 54k, so that's good.
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« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2008, 11:55:19 pm »

Loincloth instead of a thong. Anyway, it's worth 54k, so that's good.

Sounds comfortable.
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« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2008, 12:05:28 am »

Loincloth instead of a thong. Anyway, it's worth 54k, so that's good.

Sounds comfortable.

The wind between your legs is a nice touch.
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

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