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Haedrian

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What...the....
« on: October 18, 2008, 12:12:49 pm »



There are no further words to describe this.
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Glacies

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Re: What...the....
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 12:21:07 pm »

A spike-covered leather thong.

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DJ

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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 12:25:51 pm »

Heh, at least the spikes are made of leather. I think someone on this forum had a thong with spikes of obsidian.
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Haedrian

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 12:29:18 pm »

The 'hoary marmot' leather part sounds... bad.
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Re: What...the....
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2008, 12:48:20 pm »

Dwarves with thongs...

Excuse me, I need to go wash my eyes now.
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Re: What...the....
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 12:51:34 pm »

Dwarves with thongs...

Excuse me, I need to go wash my eyes now.

 Whatever you're using, I want some for my brain.
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Haedrian

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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2008, 12:54:35 pm »

It has just gotten worse.



The mental image...
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Re: What...the....
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2008, 01:10:26 pm »


 In the pit of cages, no less.
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Tormy

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Re: What...the....
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2008, 03:53:07 pm »

It has just gotten worse.



The mental image...

Eh, that thong became famous in your fortress as I see.  ;D
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Fossaman

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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2008, 04:25:46 pm »

I can just imagine that dwarf thinking "Oh, I bet this would look just fabulous with my pig tail socks..."
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2008, 05:39:24 pm »

I can just imagine that dwarf thinking "Oh, I bet this would look just fabulous with my pig tail socks..."

 And +Leather Police Hat+, and ☼Leather Vest☼.
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Efun

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2008, 05:52:42 pm »

oh god......oh my.....brain....

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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2008, 06:04:26 pm »

Hmm, if I recall my high fantasy correctly, a thong is a strip of leather, usually with a pouch attached to carry things. So not a slim loincloth. Though I'm not sure which Toady had in mind.
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Re: What...the....
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2008, 06:09:00 pm »

Slim loincloth.  The raws state it as being [LAYER:UNDER], with a coverage of 25.

Tenebrais

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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2008, 06:10:14 pm »

Fair enough then. Quite interesting tastes that dwarf has.
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