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Author Topic: Relate DF to RL  (Read 3184 times)

Warlord255

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 05:54:17 am »
Urist McWarlord cancels eat: taken by fey mood.
Urist MCWarlord has claimed a Dorm Room!


Dorm Room
[cheap plywood]
-iron mug
-steel mechanisms
-cotton cloth
-pig bones
-cheap plywood
-raw green glass

Urist McWarlord has created Fuck You, I'm Going To The Moon, an iron art object!

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The sad thing is, that really is my life; I'm a sculpture major. I will literally stop in mid-sentence and get this slow, creeping smile, start laughing maniacally in an evil-genius fashion and then bolt out the door to go build something out of materials that would make any other man balk. That DF exhibits similar behavior is an amusing coincidence to me.
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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2008, 06:42:23 am »
Sir, that is not a sad thing.
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"KILL, KILL, KILL! NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!"
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2008, 08:48:56 am »
John McCain, Zombie President cancels comb hair : cannot move arms.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

Tenebrais

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2008, 08:56:06 am »
It's a pity the Dwarven Economy isn't complicated enough to make a topical comment with actual humour.
:/
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2008, 10:23:27 am »
Alistar Darling, Chancellor adjusts prices x 26.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2008, 12:01:42 pm by Maggarg - Eater of chicke »
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

dizzyelk

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2008, 11:27:31 am »
Urist: PETA's at the door, hide the kitten mittens!
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Quote from: Christes on November 30, 2008, 06:29:54 pm
Dwarf Fortress - Bringing out the evil in people since 2006.
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on May 16, 2012, 11:05:10 am
Somehow, that fills me more with dread than anticipation.  It's like being told that someone's exhuming your favorite grandparent and they're going to try to make her into a cyborg stripper.

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2008, 11:35:52 am »
Quote from: dizzyelk on October 19, 2008, 11:27:31 am
Urist: PETA's at the door, hide the kitten mittens!

KoganMcbutcher cancels butcher animal: Interuppted by Peta!
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 pm
"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 02:46:43 pm »
PETA? Moar liek PITA, mirite?
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Cthulhu

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2008, 03:55:33 pm »
Chuck Graham, State Senator, drops Pig Tail Sock.x2
Chuck Graham, State Senator, drops Rope Reed Sandal.x2
Chuck Graham, State Senator, drops Giant Cave Spider Silk Trousers.
Chuck Graham, State Senator, falls over.
Joe Biden, Vice-Presidential Candidate has been stricken by melancholy!
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Shoes...

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 07:28:55 pm »

 The Stingray stabs the Ranger in heart with it's Stinger.
 It is pierced through!
 Steve Irwin, Ranger has bled to death!
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 07:42:10 pm »
The +Lead Bullet+ strikes the President in the neck! 
It is pierced through completely!
The +Lead Bullet+ strikes the governor in the lower body!
The +Lead Bullet+ strikes the governor in the upper body!
The +Lead Bullet+ strikes the governor in the right hand!
The +Lead Bullet+ strikes the governor in the left leg!
John Connally, Governor, shouts "My God, they are going to kill us all!"
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Dr. Melon

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 05:57:47 am »
British McEconomy cancels Be Sensible: interrupted by Government.
British McGovernment cancels Make Peace: interrupted by Stupid Reasons for War.
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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2008, 11:32:05 pm »
(Off of Cthulhu 's joke)
A lone ranger shoots motorcade
The =magic bullet= hits the kenedy
The kenedy is mangled
Conspiracy theorist is enraged
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dizzyelk

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2008, 01:45:58 am »
Conspiracy Theorist cancels Examine Grassy Knoll: interrupted by groundhog.
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Quote from: Christes on November 30, 2008, 06:29:54 pm
Dwarf Fortress - Bringing out the evil in people since 2006.
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on May 16, 2012, 11:05:10 am
Somehow, that fills me more with dread than anticipation.  It's like being told that someone's exhuming your favorite grandparent and they're going to try to make her into a cyborg stripper.

Mulch Diggums

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Re: Relate DF to RL
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2008, 02:09:20 am »
YardsDwarf cancels tend stadium grass: Jimmy hoffa
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