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[Fossaman]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

[Tenebrais]

hang on, that cant be right. lets loock at the FACTS!

1) you butcher animals for fat, which is then cooked into tallow. (mmmm tallow)
2) you cut trees, and BURN the logs to ash.
3) you put the ash in the tallow, so that food becomes.... blocks. that never rot, and that can make walls and towers.

so, wood+meat= soap! so, its sort of symbolic of all my spiked wooden ball traps.
Soap has its very source in the blood of your forts animals. kitten soap for armok!

Come to think of it, are elves insulted by soap, or are they unable to follow the full train of events leading up to its production?

[dizzyelk]

No, really. WHAT are you TALKING about? Clean?

Yeah, it's an ancient practice that men gave up years ago, round about the time they learned new "art forms" of farting over a naked flame and scratching their testicles in public

I thought this "cleaning" activity was given up when Al Gore invented the internet.

[Dude_Jebawe]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Actually, no. I'm not British.

[Forumsdwarf]

I guess dwarves and hippies have at least one thing in common: an aversion to bathing.

[neo1096]

hang on, that cant be right. lets loock at the FACTS!

Lock at the facts?

[Keiseth]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/4159/sudswa4.jpg

I knew it all along.

[pushy]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Oh, don't get me started on American bastardisation of the English language

[Kagus]

I don't think it really needs the help.

[chaoticag]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Oh, don't get me started on American bastardisation of the English language

I tend not to notice these things, having used both the British and American spelling over the course of my life. I prefer the American, but when I tend to write long I mix the spellings up.

Back to soap!

I am currently working on making a road to my fortress entirely of soap. Fun stuff. (Saguro ash, horse tallow, due to unnoticed horsesplosion).

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Oh, don't get me started on American bastardisation of the English language

I tend not to notice these things, having used both the British and American spelling over the course of my life. I prefer the American, but when I tend to write long I mix the spellings up.

Back to soap!

I am currently working on making a road to my fortress entirely of soap. Fun stuff. (Saguro ash, horse tallow, due to unnoticed horsesplosion).

I prefer the Royal British English.
Really, it's better overall. Not some mixed-up joke like the AMERICAN had.

[forsaken1111]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Oh, don't get me started on American bastardisation of the English language

I tend not to notice these things, having used both the British and American spelling over the course of my life. I prefer the American, but when I tend to write long I mix the spellings up.

Back to soap!

I am currently working on making a road to my fortress entirely of soap. Fun stuff. (Saguro ash, horse tallow, due to unnoticed horsesplosion).

I prefer the Royal British English.
Really, it's better overall. Not some mixed-up joke like the AMERICAN had.

As an American I would like to offer a well thought-out rebuttal... but I can't. So I just have this to say...

Suck it limey, our way's best. 

[yggiz]

Soap is good.

Now for the British Translation

Soaup ius gooud

there, multicultural

[Eruonen]

I guess dwarves and hippies have at least one thing in common: an aversion to bathing.

Also beards and a disregard for authority.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

dishonour

No, wait, he's British. That makes it okay.

Oh, don't get me started on American bastardisation of the English language

I tend not to notice these things, having used both the British and American spelling over the course of my life. I prefer the American, but when I tend to write long I mix the spellings up.

Back to soap!

I am currently working on making a road to my fortress entirely of soap. Fun stuff. (Saguro ash, horse tallow, due to unnoticed horsesplosion).

I prefer the Royal British English.
Really, it's better overall. Not some mixed-up joke like the AMERICAN had.

As an American I would like to offer a well thought-out rebuttal... but I can't. So I just have this to say...

Suck it limey, our way's best. 

There. The British way is really the best.

Soap is good.

Now for the British Translation

Soaup ius gooud

there, multicultural

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