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[Thuellai]

I love how people are convinced there's only two dialects of English.  Note, Britain and America - other people speak English too, and globally, most of those dialects are American English-based.  But they're still individual dialects independent from either of you smarmy, arrogant bastards.

Me, though, I'm American and I use whichever one I'm in the mood for at the time, with wild inconsistencies, because I can.

[kurisukun]

Down' heer, we speak southern'.  don' knaw what ya'll be talkin'  bout.


*realizes that, with the exception of the horrible mispellings, he really DOES talk like that.*

Where'd tha' fancy knife go?

[Warlord255]

Down' heer, we speak southern'.  don' knaw what ya'll be talkin'  bout.


*realizes that, with the exception of the horrible mispellings, he really DOES talk like that.*

Where'd tha' fancy knife go?

Try speaking Jamaican over the internet. It's a real head trip.

And for the record, I'm from Austin, Texas, and as such don't have a horrible accent.

[Duke 2.0]

Down' heer, we speak southern'.  don' knaw what ya'll be talkin'  bout.


*realizes that, with the exception of the horrible mispellings, he really DOES talk like that.*

Where'd tha' fancy knife go?

Try speaking Jamaican over the internet. It's a real head trip.

And for the record, I'm from Austin, Texas, and as such don't have a horrible accent.

 As long as you don't try to speak Cool Running Jamaican. Meeting them in real life gives you a better understanding of the accent.

 I personally have... Well I suppose a DC neutral accent. I dunno what to call it. No real flares I can detect, nobody trying to imitate my accent. I'm the generic American. Fear me.

[The Doctor]

My accent is incredibly strange.

In that it varies. Wildly. Starts off in Scotland, takes a sled to Russia, then goes around to Australia, then to Canada for a mite of tea, then jaunts over the Britain for some MORE tea, then back to Scotland again.

[Doppel]

Am i the only that that at first confused soap with soup? Seriously, soap? The hell?
At least now i figured out they make good artifact trainees.

[Haven]

Not some mixed-up joke like the AMERICAN had.

So you're talking about one AMERICAN in particular here?

Really though, what I'd like to do is get tallow off of slain invaders. From there, it's off to the Ritual of Purification, and then, come implementation of soap use, dwarves will enjoy the cleansing strength of the Scrubbing Goblin Bubbles.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Not some mixed-up joke like the AMERICAN had.

So you're talking about one AMERICAN in particular here?

Really though, what I'd like to do is get tallow off of slain invaders. From there, it's off to the Ritual of Purification, and then, come implementation of soap use, dwarves will enjoy the cleansing strength of the Scrubbing Goblin Bubbles.

AMERICANS, fine! We from the Old World pwnz you all!

[Duke 2.0]

Only for those who eat helium every day

 How on earth did you find out about my diet plan?

 Also, soap should be weaponized in this game. Once hammer traps are fixed to propel people, soap floors could lead to amusing rooms.

 Urist: Alright, if the goblin hits the +5 point wall you get this +Dwarven Beer+. If it hit the bonus wall, you owe me yer bed.

[Doppel]

Only for those who eat helium every day

 How on earth did you find out about my diet plan?

 Also, soap should be weaponized in this game. Once hammer traps are fixed to propel people, soap floors could lead to amusing rooms.

 Urist: Alright, if the goblin hits the +5 point wall you get this +Dwarven Beer+. If it hit the bonus wall, you owe me yer bed.

Would go well with a -spring-.

[Jake]

On a semi-serious note, I have actually seen tallow soap as a requested trade good at 200%, regrettably on a map without any sand.

[Zorgn]

Soap floors, springs, hammer traps...

Dwarven pinball.

[dresdor]

Soap floors, springs, hammer traps...

Dwarven pinball.

Just add water.

[Time Kitten]

Soap floors, springs, hammer traps...

Dwarven pinball.

Just add water.

Unless...  Dwarves have secretly perused the ultimate goal of dwarvern cleaning tech, hoarding all competent and useful soap makers in secret labs suspended far above the mountain homes.  After 10thousand years they have finnaly perfected the greatest soap of all, heat resistent enough to turn lava to suds!

Mix in lava, not water!  Make bubbles of molten death! Large stacks of obsidian spheres that either break into jagged pieces or roll out from under your feet as you walk.  The ultimate deathtrap technology!

[Rilder]

After 10thousand years they have finnaly perfected the greatest soap of all, heat resistent enough to turn lava to suds!

Lava Soap, really get the dirt off yeh! and skin