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[Kashyyk]

Mutated Mole Engineer cancels Do Nothing: Bored. x15
Mutated Mole Soldier cancels Do Nothing: Bored. x40
Mutated Mole Captain cancels Do Nothing: Bored. x3
Mutated Mole Colonel cancels Do Nothing: Bored

The Colonel shouts a command at the soldier in the ears!
It is heard!
The sodier fires his +M249 SAW+ at the Zen Cursedtables! x40
The shot misses! x 36
The Flying -Lead Bullet- hits the Zen Cursedtables in the bodypart! x 86
The Zen Cursedtables falls over!
The Zen Cursedtables is bleeding!
The Zen Cursedtables is unhappy!

The Colonel shout a Command at the Engineers in the ears!
It is heard!
The Engineer builds the Artillary piece in the parts! x3

The Engineer builds the Artillary piece in the parts! x3

The Engineer builds the Artillary piece in the parts! x3

The Engineer builds the Artillary piece in the parts! x3

The Engineer builds the Artillary piece in the parts! x3

[Dark]

Zen Cursedtables has gone berserk!
The flying wolf/snake strikes the Mutated Mole Captain in the head!
It is battered!
Mutated Mole Captain has been stunned.

Zen Cursedtables begins casting a spell.
It is cast!
The lead bullets fuse together into -lead platemail-.
Zen Cursedtables wears the -lead platemail-.

Zen Cursedtables begins casting a spell.
It is cast!
Zen Cursedtables stops bleeding.

[Kashyyk]

The Mutated Mole Colonel shouts a command at the Soldiers in the ears!
It is heard!
The Mutated mole Soldier fires its +M249 SAW+ in automatic mode! x40
the shot misses! x263
The shot glances away! x391
The -Lead bullet- hits the Zen Cursedtables in the bodypart! x1967
The Zen Cursedtables is bleeding heavily!
The Zen Cursedtables's left elbow has been sprained!

The Colonel shout a Command at the Engineers in the ears!
It is heard!
The Artillary gun is loaded! x5
The Artillary gun is aimed! x5
The Artillary gun is primed! x5
The artillary gun is fired! x5
The shot misses!
the +HE shell+ strikes the Zen Cursedtables in the bodypart! x4
It is mangled!
The Zen Cursedtables is depressed!
The Mutated Mole Captain #2 practices first aid!
The Mutated Mole Captain #1 is no long stunned!
The Mutated Mole Captain #1's Head is no longer battered!
The Mutated Mole Captain #3 digs downwards!
The Mutated Mole captain returns with reinforcements and Allies!
The Heavy Weapons Squirrel sets up its Machine gun! x10
The Mutated Mole Soldier joins its comrades! x60

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[Dark]

Zen Cursedtables begins casting a spell.
It is cast!
There is a flash of light!
The flying fireball strikes the Mutated Mole Soldier in the battalions.
They are blown apart!
The Mutated Mole Soldier has been struck down! x27
The Mutated Mole Soldier is stunned! x11

Zen Cursedtables gives into pain.

The swarm of bloodthirsty insane wolves charge the Mutated Mole Army!

[Kashyyk]

The Mutated Mole Colonel shouts a command at the soldiers in the ears!
It is heard!
The Mutated Mole Soldier fires it's +M249 SAW+ in automatic mode! x 62
the Shot misses! x 152
The -Lead bullet- hits the bloodthirsty insane wolf in the bodypart! x1463
The bloodthirsty insane wolf is bleeding heavily! x32
The bloodthirsty insane wolf falls over! x27
The bloodthirsty insane wolf has been stunned! x19
The bloodthirsty insane wolf has been shot and killed! x18

The Mutated Mole Colonel shouts a command at the Squirrels in the ears!
It is heard!

The Squirrel fires it's |12.7mm Machine gun|! x10
The shot misses! x32
The +Depleted Uranium round+ strikes the bloodthirsty insane wolf in the bodypart! x 409
The bloodthirsty insane wolf has been shot and killed! x32

The Moles cry victory!!!!!!

[Dark]

Zen Cursedtables regains conciousness.
Zen Cursedtables begins casting a spell.
It is cast!
Zen Cursedtables has been encased in mana.
There is a blinding light!
The destructive energy strikes the battle in the battlefield.
It is blown up!

Zen Cursedtables has bled to death.

The date is 15th of slate.
There is a thick plume of smoke filling the sky.
The sun is hidden behind thick black clouds.
It is deathly cold.

[Kashyyk]

The Mutated Mole Colonel shouts a command at the army in the ears!
It is heard!
The Mole army makes fur coats of the wolves!

[Hawkfrost]

A lever is pulled!

A massive concrete donkey begins falling from the sky!

Cat cancels smithing: finished. x10
Cat cancels sleep: giving birth.

[Armok]

the concrete donkey is full of bananas, expensive vases and sheep.

[Hawkfrost]

the concrete donkey is full of bananas, expensive vases and sheep.

Of course.
And surrounded by a extremely thick cloud of pigeons with TNT strapped on their backs.

[Armok]

and old ladies

[Hawkfrost]

10 posts till landing.

[Fenrir]

(OOC: I've been taken by a strange mood, so don't wait for me. Keep the carnage rolling!)

[Dark]

(OOC: Things for me have been going down since Zen Cursedtables went nuclear. That is what happened by the way.)

[Armok]

(OOC: that sucks)