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[Fenrir]

Rules

Fenrir, the Monstrous Wolf, has arrived!
Fenrir looses a chilling howl, fell and terrible!

A Wolf Cultist has arrived! x7

The Wolf Cultist looses a mighty war-chant, deep and uplifting!

(OOC: I await an adversary...)

[Fualkner]

Erm... the rules page has nothing useful on it.

[inaluct]

An irritating cockney stereotype has arrived! x10
The irritating cockney stereotype asks "Shine ya' shoes, guvna?" x10

[Fenrir]

Erm... the rules page has nothing useful on it.

Well, it's more like a guideline than an actual rules-page.

The Wolf Cultist punches the irritating cockney stereotype in the upper body!
It is bruised!

The Wolf Cultist punches the irritating cockney stereotype in the left arm!
The shot glances away.

The Wolf Cultist grabs an iron pick in the handle!
It is taken!

The Wolf Cultist grabs an iron pick in the handle!
It is taken!

The Wolf Cultist punches the irritating cockney stereotype in the head!
The irritating cockney stereotype is stunned!

The Wolf Cultist punches the irritating cockney stereotype in the upper body!
The shot is blocked!

Fenrir looses a tail wag, happy and excited!

[Dark]

An outpost liason from Burntcrumpets has arrived.
The outpost liason begins following Fenrir around unerringly.
"Greetings from the mountain homes, we have much to discuss."

[Fenrir]

Fenrir cancels happy tail-wagging: interrupted by outpost liason

"What is it that you want?"

[Dark]

"The king mandates twelve blue garnet statues for his garden. He expects them by fall next year."
The outpost liason continues to hover around doing nothing in particular.

[Fenrir]

Fenrir raises an eyebrow, suspicious and puzzled!

Fenrir eats the liason in the body!
It is consumed!

The Wolf Cultist strikes the earth in the ground!
It is dug!

The Wolf Cultist strikes the earth in the ground!
It is dug!

(OOC: We're going to need more senseless melee to get this game rolling.)

[Dark]

A diplomat's spirit has left unhappy!

--Very Far Away--
Dwarven king is throwing a tantrum!
"If I cant have blue garnet statues in my garden, I'll have wolf-corpse statues in my garden! Send out the legendary swordmasters!"

--Back Here--
A vile force of dwarfdom has arrived!
Legendary Swordmaster1 leads a charge of four axedwarves!
Legendary Swordmaster2 leads a charge of six hammerdwarves!
Legendary Swordmaster3 leads a charge of eighteen marksdwarves!?

[Fenrir]

Fenrir cancels digest diplomat: terrified

The Wolf Cultist grabs a pick! x5

The Wolf Cultist digs a fortress in the ground! x7
It is dug!

Fenrir enters the fortress in the door!
It is occupied!

*SIEGE*

The Wolf Cultist mans the defenses in the ballista! x3
The Wolf Cultist mans the defenses in the catapult! x2
(OOC: If this is still unclear to anyone: think Tacticus meets Roll to Dodge.)

[Dark]

Legendary Swordmaster1 charges the fortress in the door!
The shot glances away.
Legendary Swordmaster2 charges the fortress in the door!
The shot glances away.
Legendary Swordmaster3 cancels attack fortress: thirsty.
Eighteen marksdwarves cancel attack fortress: following squad leader.

[Fenrir]

The Wolf Cultist operates the ballista in the firing mechanism.
The flying -ballista bolt- strikes the hammerdwarf in the upper body!
It is pierced through entirely!
The hammerdwarf has been struck down.

The Wolf Cultist operates the ballista in the firing mechanism.
The flying -ballista bolt- strikes the ground!
The shot glances away.
The spinning xballista boltx strikes the axedwarf in the upper right leg!
It is broken!

The Wolf Cultist operates the ballista in the firing mechanism.
The flying -ballista bolt- strikes the ground!

The Wolf Cultist operates the catapult in the firing mechanism.
The flying ‼shot‼ strikes the ground!
It is ignited!

[Dark]

Legendary Swordmaster1 has become enraged!
Legendary Swordmaster1 charges the fortress in the door!
It is smashed open!

Axedwarf1 strikes the wolf cultist in the left lower foot with his steel battleaxe!
It is broken!
The wolf cultist's second toe, left foot, has been broken!

Axedwarf2 misses the wolf cultist.

Axedwarf3 strikes the wolf cultist in the lower body with his steel battleaxe!
It is badly cut!
The wolf cultist's left kidney has been cut!

Axedwarf4 cancels attack fortress: too injured.

[Fenrir]

Wolf Cultist cancels man defenses: the enemy in inside! x5
The Wolf Cultist pulls the lever in the handle!
It is activated!

The lever signals the trap in the mechanisims!
It is triggered!

The trap retracts the bridge over the pit!

Legendary Swordmaster1 collides with an obstacle!
The axedwarf collides with an obstacle! x3
The Wolf Cultist collides with an obstacle! x2

The trap opens the doors in the pit!
A wolf has arrived (in the pit)! x8

(OOC: We need more players or this game will die. I might be busy later today.)

[Dark]

Legendary Swordmaster1 hacks the wolf cultist in the head with his +steel shortsword+.
The wolf cultist's head flies off in a bloody arc!

Axedwarf1 hacks the wolf culstist in the right lower arm with his steel battleaxe.
The shot is blocked!

Axedwarf 2 hacks the wolf cultist in the in the upper body with his steel battleaxe.
It is badly gashed!
The wolf cultist is propelled by the force of the blow!
The wolf cultist slams into an obstacle.
The wolf cultist's head is bruised!
The wolf cultist is stunned.

Axedwarf3 misses the wolf cultist!

(OOC: Damn I aint concentrating today.)