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[Kashyyk]

The Unbelievableness of a missing Mech strikes the !!Lasherman!! in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognisable mass!
The !!Lasherman!! has been struck down!

Far away:

The Human King reads the Letter in the information!
The Human King is enraged!

Back again:

An army of Humans have arrived!
Swordsman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x40
Elite Swordsman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x8
Marksman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x20
Elite Marksman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x4
Spearman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x20
Elite Spearman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x4
Horseman cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x10
Mounted General cancels go to Fortress: Arrived.
Animal Handler cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x5
Elite Animal Handler cancels go to Fortress: Arrived.
Wardog cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x150
Hunting dog cancels go to Fortress: Arrived. x150

The General orders the army in the ears!
It is ordered!

The Swordsman Squad forms up in the field! x8
The Marksman Squad forms up in the Field! x4
The Spearman Squad forms up in the field! x4
The Generals Bodyguard forms up in the field!
The Animal Squad forms up in the Field!

The Marksman Squad fires its bows! x4

The Arrow Misses! x18

The Arrow hits The Viking Warrior in the Chest! x4
His Heart has been pierced! x3
His Left Lung has been pierced! x2
His Right Lung has been pierced!
His Spleen has been pierced! x2
The Viking Warrior is having trouble breathing! x2
The Viking Warrior is feeling Nauseous! x2
The Viking Warrior has been shot and Killed! x2
The Viking Warrior has fallen Unconscious!

The Bolt hits the Siege Operator in the Chest! x2
The  shot glances away!
The siege Operator has been shot and killed!

Cry Havoc! and let loose the dogs of war! x300

((OOC:You could call overpowered here, but I would disagree.))

[Fenrir]

‼Fenrir‼ cancels siege: massive army attacking

"Fight with courage, my warriors, and tonight you all will dine with Odin!"
‼Fenrir‼ orders his army in the ears!
"Attack!"
It is heard!

"TO VALHALLA!" x153

The Ulfhendar has become enraged! x25
The Ulfhednar has gone berserk! x25

(OOC: By the gods, how are we going to work this? Perhaps, in future, we should restrict ourselves to a single overpowered megabeast or something.)

EDIT:
(OOC:
Maybe we should do something like this:
‼Fenrir‼'s army attacks the human army in the left!
The attack is repelled.

We could just refer to the entire army as a single entity.)

[Kashyyk]

((I Think we should split them into groups personally, But it wont really matter after this.))

The Wardog charges the Viking army! x150
The Hunting dog charges the Viking army! x150
The war/Hunting dog collides with the Viking Warrior! x97
the War/Hunting dog collides with the Ulfhendar! x25
the War/Hunting dog collides with the Priest of !!Fenrir!! ! x13
the War/Hunting dog collides with the Siege Engineer! x19
the War/Hunting dog collides with the Catapult! x 5
the War/Hunting dog collides with the !!Fenrir!! ! x142

The Viking Warrior is knocked backwards! x23
The Ulfhendar has been knocked Backwards! x2
the War/Hunting dog bounces backwards! x 275

Lots of messy combat (and me being lazy) later:

The Viking Warrior has been struck down! x43
The Ulfhendar has been struck down! x12
The Siege Engineer has been struck down! x13
The Priest of !!Fenrir!! has been struck down! x6
The Hunting dog has been struck down! x118
The War Dog has been struck Down! x 92

The Marksman Squad fires its bows! x4
The flying arrow misses! x16
The flying arrow hits the Catapult in the parts! x6
It is pierced!
The Flying arrow hits the Catapult in the firing Mechanism! x2
The Shot glances away!
It is pierced Through entirely!
The Catapult falls apart!

The flying arrow strikes the !!Fenrir!! in the left upper leg!
It is scratched!

The Spearman Squad readies itself for combat! x4
The swordsman Squad readies itself for combat! x8
The Generals BodyGuard stares at the battlefield!
THe General thinks to himself!

[Dark]

--The Eerie Castle On a Hill--

The castle strikes the gate in the mechanisms.
They are open!
The wizard looks out of the eerie castle.
The wizard blinks.
The wizard curses.

The wizard is casting a spell!
It is cast!
The wizard vanishes!

--Dwarf Fortress--

A mysterious force of magic has arrived!
A wizard has sprung from ambush!
The wizard looks the human army in the soldiers.
They are seen.
The wizard looks the viking army in the brave warriors.
They are seen.
The wizard strikes a menacing pose!

(OOC: I like the idea of having armies as single entities. Should prove fun.)

[Hawkfrost]

Cat cleric cancels casting spell: finished. x5
A magic unbreakable shield surrounds the fortress!

Cat cancels grieve: breeding. x17

[Kashyyk]

Oh Dear God!

The Marksman fire Their Arrows into the sky!
The Sky rains Death!
The Human Army attacks the Vikings in the front line with a Pincer Movement!
The Left side is Repulsed!
the Center is a Furious Melee!
The Right side is Broken Through!
The General rides towards the !!Fenrir!! !
the General strikes a Menacing pose!

[Fenrir]

(OOC: Remember that I was set on fire when my escape rocket exploded, so every thing that touches me should become a ‼thing‼.)

‼Fenrir‼ cancels count remaining troops: bored

‼Fenrir‼'s army attacks the human army in the front!
‼Fenrir‼'s army has been struck down.

Viking cancels go to Valhalla: was part of the half taken by Freya x??

‼Fenrir‼ cancels fight general: seeking new army

‼Fenrir‼ begins an arcane chant, dark and mysterious

A dark rift has arrived!

‼Fenrir‼ enters the rift in the portal!
He is transported!

A dark rift has embarked on it's journey.

In the forest Ironwood:
‼Fenrir‼ mumbles the ancient words in the cave!
They are spoken!

‼Fenrir‼ makes the arcane gestures in the cave!
They are performed!

An ancient force of darkness has awoken!

[Hawkfrost]

A cat has given birth to kittens! x10
31 New kittens have been born!

Cat cancels breeding: smithing. x7

[Kashyyk]

Human Army cancels Fight: everybody to fight is dead.
((Except the cats!))
The Human army leaves the field.
The Human civ, The Barred Portals is reseaching explosives.

[Hawkfrost]

Kaba Sockclaw has entered a fey mood!

Cat cancels breeding: hunting small vermin. x10

(Cat Count: 43)

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

-In the dwarf fortress-

A vile force of Gaia has arrived!

A Greek goddess enters the battle field
A suspicious tree enters the battle field x30
Suspicious tree cancels move order, Interrupted by fire x30
Suspicious tree cancels burn, fireproof x30

Greek goddess initiates "the peace and love ritual"
*all animals now reproduce at the rate of y=3^x*
Greek goddess initiates "the growth of god ritual"
*feather wood saplings now inhabit this area*

(OOC: Am I right in assuming that the dwarf fortress is now only inhabited by trees and cats?)

[Fenrir]

(OOC: There's a cat fortress and a human army here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.)

A dark force of wolves has arrived!

‼Demonic wolf‼ cancels arrive: interrupted by destination x500
‼Demonic goblin-charioteer wolf‼ cancels arrive: interrupted by destination x250
‼Demonic half-wolf marksman‼ cancels arrive: interrupted by destination x250

‼Fenrir‼ cancels arrive: interrupted by destination

‼Fenrir‼ strikes a menacing pose!

[Armok]

A vile force of pollution has arrived!

A -Flying Fish Factory- appears in the sky!
It is invincible!
It is bad for the environment!
A Corrupt Corporate Executive has arrived! x3
A enslaved elf has arrived! x200

Snatchers! Protect the children!

The Corrupt Corporate Executive cancels fall to death: whipping elves! x3
The enslaved elves cancel cancels fall to death: manning fish factory! x200

The Flying Fish Factory bellows carbon dioxide, poison, and soot! x1000

[Fenrir]

(OOC: Good to see ya, Armok!)

‼Demonic wolf army‼ cancels choke to death: [NOBREATH]

The floating XairX strikes ‼Fenrir‼ in the lungs!
‼Fenrir‼ is having trouble breathing!

‼Fenrir‼ mumbles an arcane word!
It is spoken!

The spinning ether strikes ‼Fenrir‼ in the body!
It is transported!

‼Fenrir‼ has embarked on his journey.

[Armok]

the spinning net strikes the suspicious trees in the crown! x30
It is entangled!
The Flying fish factory hauls in it's prey.

The suspicious tree is partially free.
suspicious tree cancels get free: will fall to death if succeeding.

((also, forgot the most importnant part of last post, editing))