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[Warlord255]

I have a chamber with bauxite grates and bauxite hatches one floor above. I use it to dump magma on live goblins to set them on fire after letting them sit with the rotting bodies of their comrades for three days.

It's starting to make me feel like Hitler. Is this bad? :|

[MagicJuggler]

It is just a game. If later versions include prisoner negotiations, then perhaps sparing them would be fair then.

[Tormy]

If later versions include prisoner negotiations

Hopefully we can make slaves from the prisoners, or enlisting them as mercenaries would be also awesome. 

[Shurikane]

You're good so long as none of the gobbos are named Jew or something of that matter.


And if one happens to be, take screenshots.   

[MagicJuggler]

If later versions include prisoner negotiations

Hopefully we can make slaves from the prisoners, or enlisting them as mercenaries would be also awesome. 

Personal restraints should be an item and we should have the option of "restrain Goblin" without necessarily tying it to the ground. This way we could carry them around; in conjunction with a catapult that could choose its ammunition, imagine the morale penalty.

"Goblin McScum is sad. He saw his friend get thrown at him by catapult"

[Shurikane]

Dude McGoblin cancels attack dwarf: French-kissed by Chica McGoblin at 45 MPH.

[Warlord255]

If later versions include prisoner negotiations

Hopefully we can make slaves from the prisoners, or enlisting them as mercenaries would be also awesome. 

Personal restraints should be an item and we should have the option of "restrain Goblin" without necessarily tying it to the ground. This way we could carry them around; in conjunction with a catapult that could choose its ammunition, imagine the morale penalty.

"Goblin McScum is sad. He saw his friend get thrown at him by catapult"

Catapult execution would be perfect.

See also: Cloth parachutes for long-distance catapult hauling. Imagine the fun to be had with segregation fortresses!

[Hoborobo234]

Do the humane thing, dump the rest of the goblins in a pit and let them loose

[KaelGotDwarves]

Do the humane hilarious thing, dump the rest of the goblins in a Bronze Collosus pit and let them loose

FTFY

[Rhenaya]

i want to try a zinc boiling excution champer, it basicly get a chambr bellow with a grate between, in the chamber below i dump a zinc item and flood it with magma, and tadda: boiling zinc is in the air and gets upwards burning down the goblin... at least it should be, if temperature is same mechanic as steam from water, its helpless :>

[Pilsu]

They were trying to genocide you you know

[Zorgn]

i want to try a zinc boiling excution champer, it basicly get a chambr bellow with a grate between, in the chamber below i dump a zinc item and flood it with magma, and tadda: boiling zinc is in the air and gets upwards burning down the goblin... at least it should be, if temperature is same mechanic as steam from water, its helpless :>

Explain this now. Has this been tested? Can I kill goblins like this?

Also, will smoke eventually kill a creature?

[Kidiri]

What's this 'morality' of which you speak? But seriously, It's DF, just kill those bastards. They would do the same if they had the ingenuity...

[Fortis]

Heck, people do this sort of stuff to immigrants and nobles, let alone goblins.

[Zorgn]

What's this 'morality' of which you speak? But seriously, It's DF, just kill those bastards. They would do the same if they had the ingenuity...

Some of the stuff we do is just... I dunno. Cruel.

Ex:
In adventurer mode, training your wrestling skill by breaking every bone in a creature's body, and then over a period of several game days choking it, letting it recover, choking it again... And finally removing it's limbs and leaving it there, still alive, to see what the ledgends say about it in a few decades.