17th Granite, 217
Ithithe looked around as her elven band moved ever nearer to the dwarven settlement. You wouldn't even guess that dwarves live here. She marveled to herself, noting all the trees through which they moved. Seeing a thinning of the trees ahead, she ran a gentle hand over the nose of her loyal mule, reassuring him of the safety she had always granted him. Coming out of the forest, she was shocked to see stone walls rising to the sky on the other side of an unnatural water-filled ditch. The forest grew right up to the edges of the water, but the stone wall blocked any further travels, even for Ithithe, a renowned swimmer among her people. Her fellow "merchants" had stopped but a few paces behind, and one raised the question on all their minds, "What do we do now?"
Ithithe sighed in resignation, and cupping both hands around her mouth, called out. "Is anyone there? Helloooo!"
"Wha'cher wan'?" A gruff voice replied, and a short squat figure appeared in on of the fortifications ringing top of the walls.
"We come in peace, good dwarf. We are traders sent out from--"
"Traders, eh? Well, yer've come ter th' wrong place. Th' entrance's ove' ther'." The dwarf said, making a lazy gesture toward the east. "Now git off wi' yer! An' a frien'ly warnin', if'n yer ain't bringin' som'thin' useful, Durien'll have yer hair fer a cloak!" And with those less than soothing words, the dwarf disappeared.
Sighing, Ithithe turned back to her companions. "Dwarves really are quite uncouth." She remarked. "But as we are on a mission direct from the great tree itself, I suppose we must continue on."
"Might they not suspect something?" One of the newest recruits merchants, Nithe by name, asked.
Eletha laughed. "Reassure yourself Nithe. These dwarves are clearly quite stupid. The humans might be smart enough to see through our wiles, but dwarves are only ever concerned with rock and metal. The only thing they care about is raping Father Earth of all his bounty." Gesturing to the nearby ditch, she added, "And forcing Mother Rain to fill their abominations."
Ithithe nodded agreement. "In any case, we are not allowed to leave without learning something of what we came here for. Let us travel east. The other surviving spies insist that their depot is somewhere in the foothills of this valley. It cannot be too hard to find, we are elves after all."
The elven caravan started forward again, following the ditch eastwards. A short distance further, the ditch made a sharp turn and continued north, the wall remaining unbroken along the inside boundary. After a quick consultation, the elves continued east as they couldn't see anything resembling a gate in the wall. Ithithe soon came upon an odd tree growing in the mostly undisturbed forest. Made entirely of wood, the tree stretched above the canopy, and its four branches rotated steadily, almost as if the light wind was causing them to turn. She called a short break and moved to examine it more closely.
Eletha came up and caught her breath. "What kind of tree is it, do you think?"
Ithithe shook her head. "I do not think that it is a tree. Look here," she instructed, pointing to the nails seeming to secure the "roots" to the "trunk". "This is a structure, a made-thing. The dwarves must have built it out of the corpses of these trees. But why would they kill trees simply to build one? It makes no sense." Ithithe shook her head in confusion.
"Then it must serve some purpose to them, for dwarves are not known for their respect towards other living beings." Eletha muttered. "As to what purpose, your guess is as good as mine. We could ask once we arrive at teh depot. The way they answer will hold information, if we are willing to look for it."
Ithithe nodded. "Yes, let us ask. But we must be discreet. They may not yet be ripe."
It was late afternoon, nearly dusk by the time the puzzled elves finally arrived at the depot. Ithithe took a moment to ask the gate guard, "Tell me noble dwarf, what is the purpose of that odd tree near the ditch?"
"Wha' tree? Trees is trees, nuthin' odd 'bou' 'em."
"The one that was built, whose branches never stop turning." Ithithe moved her arms in a rough approximation.
The dwarf sputtered, and then started to chuckle. "Tha's no' a tree! Tha's a windmill!" With every word he seemed to laugh harder, and barely gasped out "windmill" before doubling up with laughter.
Another dwarf, a child, pelted down the hall, yelling about the elves mistaking windmills for trees, and laughter began to ring out from beneath the ground. The elves looked at each other, and almost as one their ears began to flush red with embarrassment. They were unusually silent as they unloaded their four-footed friends, as far more dwarves came to watch than usual, every so often breaking into unexplained chuckles.