10th Hematite, 216
The human traders had arrived, and as usual Durien greeted them in the depot, watching as they unloaded their goods.
"Wait, on'y fourteen logs? I'd asked fer three times tha' number!"
The merchant shrugged. "Ya asked fer wood, we brung ya wood. Ya never tol' us how much. Ain't my fault if'n it ain't what ya wanted. Bu' we brung ya anvils, jus' liked ya asked."
"Anvils! ANVILS?" Durien's roar could be heard echoing through the halls and carried all the way to Arnmod's dining room, where he was a having a bit of a snack. "I don' bluidy need no anvils! I want wood! I tol' that blinkin' idjit---"
Abruptly he stopped, and the merchant took a hasty step back at the sudden gleam in the dwarf's eyes. The nearest human mercenaries went for their weapons, but the liaison got the full impact of Durien's gaze and swallowed hard against a sudden tightness in his throat. With false camaderie, the dwarf suggested "Why don' we take this ter my office?" The liaison didn't have a chance to refuse as the dwarf proceeded to grab his forearm and half-dragged him towards the stairs leading deeper into the fort. Behind them the merchants breathed a sigh of relief, perhaps they wouldn't die today, although from the looks of it the liaison might not be so lucky.
Once in the office, the dwarf closed the door and leaned back against it with his arms crossed.
"Greetings from Gil Ocda. What requests have you for us this year?" The liaison spoke quickly, hoping to finish and leave before the threat in Durien's eyes became reality.
"Wha' requests? Wha' requests! They aren' requests anymore!" Durien spat the words in fury. "I bin makin' requests 'n' yer no' listenin'! Now they're demands! I want wood, no' bluidy useless anvils! Yer gwing ter tell yer boss ter send th' nex' caravan wi' wood or nex' year I'll take my axe ter a tree mysel', 'n' yer'll be th' first!" As he spoke, Durien uncrossed his arms and picked up the battle-axe by the door, stroking the haft of the weapon almost as if it were a lover as he advanced toward the petrified human.
The liaison swallowed hard and gasped "Right! No anvils! Only wood! See you next year!" And he shot to the door, barely slowing down long enough to open it, and raced through the fort as if the very demons of legend were at his heels.
Durien put the axe back in its place and went to deal with the traders, chuckling to himself. Mebbe now th' humans'll stop bringin' those blasted anvils. He hoped.