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[Cthulhu]

I don't know, I thought MagicJuggler's wasn't bad.  It was much better than the OP's, at least.

[NFossil]

God damn it. This thread just made me imagine a bunch of dwarfs in gangsta style clothing, sun glasses, cap and pickaxes. If I actually knew how to draw it I would probably do so just for the sake of hilarity.

*flees the scene*

[Creamcorn]

God damn it. This thread just made me imagine a bunch of dwarfs in gangsta style clothing, sun glasses, cap and pickaxes. If I actually knew how to draw it I would probably do so just for the sake of hilarity.

*flees the scene*

Win.

YO MAN THAT SHIT BE BEASTIN!

[DJ]

I know it's already been done, but I got one too:

[Reasonableman]

I picture dwarves as hyper-capitalists, so I'm thinking more 'gangsters' than 'gangstas'.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Brap Brap Brap.

[Tormy]

Hm, I really doubt that sonerohi is the next Tupac. 

[sonerohi]

Thanks Tormy, you used to be my favorite guy from my lurking days (even though I'm still pretty new to the forums themselves). Now, not so much eh?

[Tormy]

Thanks Tormy, you used to be my favorite guy from my lurking days (even though I'm still pretty new to the forums themselves). Now, not so much eh?

Welcome to the forum! 
Hehe, sorry about that little joke. 
I also like rap, so I find this thread amusing. Since I've mentioned the greatest rapper who ever lived, here is a very good tribute video, what you might find very interesting: [This is a remix actually, it's possible that you have seen it already  ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gVu9JuqUk

[Philosophical Gamer]

Plump Helmets, the Dwarves ate them, there were none left
They were bland, with rat droppings, and they were death
If I told you they were bland you wouldn't be in the mood  (forgot this line)
But the dwarves are sick and tired of eating worm food

They be illin'.  (commence beatboxing)


(What was the group that wrote that song?  I really can't remember, from the 80's)

Edit: Run-DMC it was.  http://www.metrolyrics.com/you-be-illin-lyrics-run-dmc.html  Loved that song back then, heh.

[Earthquake Damage]

This is more DF poetry than DF rap.  We need an audio version before I'll call it rap.

[LegoLord]

Gee, Dwarf Fortress rap is terrible, who woulda thunk? 

Now we just need someone to dress up like an idiot and make a youtube video of singing it

Dude, most rap is pretty bad.  The reason being that it's so popular.  But don't get me wrong, there is some rap that I like, it's just that I have a hard time finding it amongst the mess of bad rap.

[DJ]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the mayor of Boatmurdered

In Mountainhomes born and raised
In dining hall where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all making some soap out of ashes and mule
When a couple of nobles who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I failed one little mandate and the king got mad
And said you're moving with your whole family to boatmurdered

[Tormy]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the mayor of Boatmurdered

In Mountainhomes born and raised
In dining hall where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all making some soap out of ashes and mule
When a couple of nobles who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I failed one little mandate and the king got mad
And said you're moving with your whole family to boatmurdered

Oh noes..Will Smith. 

[sonerohi]

Woll Smoth?