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[Doppel]

remember, we're doing this for money and to unwind. although the whole 'video games aren't real and we're only doing it for fun' argument sort of falls when you trap semi sentient beings, then breed and slaughter them for there bones.

I'm sorry i have to be the one to tell you this, but the money aint real either. 

[socially_inept_butterfly]

'video games aren't real and we're only doing it for fun' argument sort of falls when you trap semi sentient beings, then breed and slaughter them for there bones.

What are you talking about? I do that for fun all the time!

[Fossaman]

People used to slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands for their fat and bones, remember? It's not like this is a new and horrible innovation.

[Zorgn]

People used to slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands for their fat and bones, remember? It's not like this is a new and horrible innovation.

Rationalize it however you want, just keep the blood flowing.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

People used to slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands for their fat and bones, remember? It's not like this is a new and horrible innovation.

Rationalize it however you want, just keep the blood flowing.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Lol, I just thought of The little mermaid meets DF.

[Hoborobo234]

People used to slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands for their fat and bones, remember? It's not like this is a new and horrible innovation.

Rationalize it however you want, just keep the blood flowing.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Lol, I just thought of The little mermaid meets DF.

It would jump from a U to an 18 Straight away. Ariel gets killed, who knew?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Ariel gets kept to make new merpeeps for slaughter.
She'd also be rendered into fat for +Mermaid fat washing powder+

[Hoborobo234]

Ariel gets kept to make new merpeeps for slaughter.
She'd also be rendered into fat for +Mermaid fat washing powder+

I can smell Hentai Porn

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Ariel gets kept to make new merpeeps for slaughter.
She'd also be rendered into fat for +Mermaid fat washing powder+

I can smell Hentai Porn

I smell Ariel washing powder.
That's a real brand, by the way.

[Jackrabbit]

remember, we're doing this for money and to unwind. although the whole 'video games aren't real and we're only doing it for fun' argument sort of falls when you trap semi sentient beings, then breed and slaughter them for there bones.

I'm sorry i have to be the one to tell you this, but the money aint real either. 

What? really? Oh crap, I was paying my landlord with that stuff. No wonder he hit me with that chair!

[I3erent]

TeH CaRp MaStEr ApPrOvEs.........

[winner]

Instead of cage traps you could try pressure plates and raising drawbridges. You wouldn't need  to go get the mermaids they would be delivered right to your front door.

[forsaken1111]

Instead of cage traps you could try pressure plates and raising drawbridges. You wouldn't need  to go get the mermaids they would be delivered right to your front door.

Are.... are you suggesting flinging live mermaids out of the ocean and into the fortress via drawbridge-powered catapult? Perhaps into some spike-lined holding tank to ensure they die on impact, so your butcher can get to work right away?

I just evilgasm'd into my pants.

[Foa]

Bridges as floodgates!

I dare say, what about the crushing effect; Wall Grates.

[winner]

maybe you could bait the traps with pigtails socks, just for the irony.