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Author Topic: I'm losing it, guys.  (Read 6389 times)

Torak

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2008, 09:08:08 pm »
Jesus, not this again.
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Warlord255

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2008, 10:54:16 pm »
...Not that this helps my case any, but I'm considering taking a haitus until Army Arc comes out... and spending the DF time in between drawing up plans for an ultimate ocean-suspended fortress with a staggered-drop drawbridge with the help of some graph paper.

Is this good or bad?
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Glacies

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2008, 02:39:09 am »
Graph paper. You're brilliant.

Well, I actually had the reverse. Occasionally, when I get the "Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filfth!" notice, my mouse goes into the upper right corner to hit the "intercept" button.
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2008, 06:39:37 am »
Quote from: Glacies on October 08, 2008, 02:39:09 am
Well, I actually had the reverse. Occasionally, when I get the "Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filfth!" notice, my mouse goes into the upper right corner to hit the "intercept" button.

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Reference to another game or do you save scum to avoid theft by kobolds?
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2008, 08:18:14 am »
Quote from: Earthquake Damage on October 08, 2008, 06:39:37 am
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Reference to another game or do you save scum to avoid theft by kobolds?

X-Com is the anti-dwarf fortress.  Your soldiers are ultra disciplined and can be micro-managed down to a fraction of a second.  But you are forced to send your men (and women) into enemy structures constantly, leaving them at the mercy of the enemies defenses.
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2008, 08:27:23 am »
Quote from: Torak on October 07, 2008, 09:08:08 pm
Jesus, not this again.

Yeah, I just wanted to post something like this also.  ;D
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2008, 11:16:29 am »
Because great men thinks alike
That's why there are so many recurring themes. If you want originality, contact talking cat.
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2008, 01:17:54 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on October 08, 2008, 08:18:14 am
Quote from: Earthquake Damage on October 08, 2008, 06:39:37 am
?

Reference to another game or do you save scum to avoid theft by kobolds?

X-Com is the anti-dwarf fortress.  Your soldiers are ultra disciplined and can be micro-managed down to a fraction of a second.  But you are forced to send your men (and women) into enemy structures constantly, leaving them at the mercy of the enemies defenses.

Ultra disciplined my foot, they run at the drop of a bloody hat.  Yeah I know you've lost three squad members to the flying amoeba and I made a guy blow himself up with a detpack, but get back into the fight dammit.  No don't throw your gun and stand in the doorway!
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2008, 02:01:00 pm »
George McNotdwarf cancels shoot at red cloaked guys: Friends desintigrated.

George Mcnotdwarf cancels get revenge:Panicked, out of time units.

Arnold Notdwarfman cancels tactical withdrawl: George Mcnotdwarf blocking exit to UFO.

Arnold Notdwarfman has been struck down.

George Mcnotdwarf cancels panic:Mind controlled

Frank Skyrangerpilotfeild cancels get the f*** out with surviving squad: George Mcnotdwarf's active grenade in skyranger.

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2008, 02:11:17 pm »
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(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2008, 04:25:13 am »
It gets worse in TFTD.

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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2008, 05:04:18 pm »
The ultimate battle has begun:

What is scarier, lobstermen or carp?
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2008, 06:14:56 pm »
Elephant fish.

Obviously.
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2008, 12:51:40 am »
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Re: I'm losing it, guys.
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2008, 01:05:27 am »
When I first looked at that thing, without readingt the top bit, I thought it was refering to the poe story. =\ I was mistaken..
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