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[Qloos]

Quest to travel to every ^ symbol on a large sized map.
Mountain peaks increased to 200, volcanoes increased to 40.  240 locations to reach.
Can't be elf, only allowed 1 shield at a time, only allowed 1 recruit at a time, (except for the evil biome mountain which I plan to tackle last for the finale at which point I'll have 12 followers.)

Hiner Sestalapip
Human Male
Proficient Swordsman
Skilled Shield User
Armor User
Novice Ambusher
Competent Swimmer


26th of Granite 202.
Yup, this heres my town.  "Incheddevine."  I'll be moving more than an inch thats for sure, damn town doesn't even have a road to the rest of the kingdom.  Lame town.  In fact I hate this town so much I to threw dirt at the local pub until I was a legendary tosser sort of fellow.  Why do I hate this town?  The food sucks.  It sucks so much I tried eating other things to satisfy my pallet.



The owner of the weaponstore must of agreed with me as he payed alot of gold for the delicious sandy loam which I used to buy a high quality iron long sword.  I then pawned off more dirt and my old scimitar for 6 waterskins.  Finishing off my trading day I traded all my dirt for some inferior meats from the meats store.  The guy at the armor store had a real thing for dirt though, he demanded I bring in 50 loads of the stuff before he would part with his iron greaves, helm, shield and chain mail.  Later that evening I met a crossbowman named Doto.  He aggreed to acompany me on my quest!


3rd of Slate 202.
As we traveled we discussed many things, but one topic always came up between myself and Doto: What to eat.  These travel rations we brought along were bland and discusting, so we ate and drank different things along the way.  Tree bark, grass, slugs.  You name it.  It tasted alot like the food from back home still so we decided to explore some more remote places to eat, and so today we've reached the base of a mountain "The Horns of Taxing".  Surely at these mountain peeks there must be something good to eat!  I begin with 21 water and 50 pieces of meat.  More than enough if things look bleak!  As we ascended we heard a caffufle about, a group of ratmen and antmen seemed to be battling a giant eagle.  We estimated atleast 5 vs 1.

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The Giant Eagle releases the grip of The Giant Eagle's right wing on The Ratman's right ear.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman is no longer stunned.
The Giant Eagle bites The Ratman in the head!
It is mangled!
The Ratman's throat has been torn out!
The Giant Eagle latches on firmly!
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the right upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman regains consciousness.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the right lower leg with her first right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the left lower leg with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman misses The Giant Eagle!
The Ratman punches The Giant Eagle in the lower body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman regains consciousness.
The Giant Eagle shakes The Ratman around by the head!
The head is ripped away and remains in The Giant Eagle's grip!
The Ratman has been struck down.
The Giant Eagle spits out the Ratman head.

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The Giant Eagle strangles The Ratman's throat!
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the right upper leg with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman punches The Giant Eagle in the left wing with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman gives in to pain.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the upper body with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the upper body with her second left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman has bled to death.

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The Giant Eagle bites The Ratman in the head!
It is badly ripped!
The Ratman's nose has been badly torn!
The Giant Eagle latches on firmly!
The Ratman punches The Giant Eagle in the right lower leg with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman regains consciousness.
The Ratman gives in to pain.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the left lower leg with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Ratman gives in to pain.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the left wing with her first right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the left wing!
The shot glances away.
The Giant Eagle shakes The Ratman around by the head!
The head is ripped away and remains in The Giant Eagle's grip!
The Ratman has been struck down.
The Giant Eagle spits out the Ratman head.

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The Giant Eagle bites The Antman in the abdomen!
It is badly ripped!
The Giant Eagle latches on firmly!
The Antman gives in to pain.
The Ratman gives in to pain.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the lower body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Antman regains consciousness.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the left wing with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman regains consciousness.
The Antman gives in to pain.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Giant Eagle releases the grip of The Giant Eagle's left wing on The Large Rat's left ear.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the left wing!
The shot glances away.
The Giant Eagle shakes The Antman around by the abdomen!
It is mangled!
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the right wing from the side with her second right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman gives in to pain.
The Large Rat bites The Giant Eagle in the lower body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Giant Eagle shakes The Antman around by the abdomen!
The abdomen is ripped away and remains in The Giant Eagle's grip!
The Antman has been struck down.

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The Giant Eagle shakes The Large Rat around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Giant Eagle passes out from exhaustion.
The Antman is no longer stunned.
The Large Rat vomits.

With the Giant Eagle passed out the antman makes his move.

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The Antman places a chokehold on The Giant Eagle's throat with The Antman's first right hand!
The Antman punches The Giant Eagle in the head with her first right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Antman gives in to pain.
The Antman strangles The Giant Eagle's throat!
The Ratman regains consciousness.

Unfortunately for the antman. . .

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The Antman gives in to pain.
The Giant Eagle regains consciousness.
The Giant Eagle spits out the antman Chunk.
The Ratman gives in to pain.
The Giant Eagle loosens the choke hold of The Antman's first right hand on The Giant Eagle's throat.
The Giant Eagle is no longer stunned.
The Ratman regains consciousness.
The Ratman gives in to pain.
The Giant Eagle bites The Antman in the right upper leg!
It is badly ripped!
The Giant Eagle latches on firmly!
The Large Rat regains consciousness.
The Giant Eagle shakes The Antman around by the right upper leg!
It is broken!
The Giant Eagle shakes The Antman around by the right upper leg!
The right upper leg is ripped away and remains in The Giant Eagle's grip!
The Large Rat is no longer stunned.
The Giant Eagle spits out the Antman right upper leg.
The Giant Eagle bites The Antman in the thorax!
It is broken!
The Giant Eagle latches on firmly!
The Giant Eagle shakes The Antman around by the thorax!
A chunk is torn away!
The Antman has been struck down.
The Giant Eagle spits out the antman Chunk.

At the end of it all 5 creatures lay dead around the giant eagle.  We however didn't see any of it, I wonder if dead antmen taste good?


4th of Slate 202.
I've stopped sneaking as it was taking too much time and mental effort.  Let the hoards come, I'll pull a giant eagle on them if you know what I mean.



Thanfully we only met the edge of it, easily skirted.



Holy shit, water!  Then later on I dragged my huffing ass up a steep mother of a hill, at the top was an 18 z level high waterfall.  Following the brook south, Doto spotted another chasm.  I asked Doto if he had any family.
"Yeah I got an older brother.  Years ago he slayed a cyclopse!"
"Have YOU ever slayed a cyclopse?"
". . . no" he said in a sad voice.


5th of Slate 202.
It was early morning, the sun hadn't even shown its face yet.  I wake up from a relaxing night of sleep a little thirsty but completely refreshed, I look over and HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED?!

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I do the only moral thing possible, I guess he finally managed to kill his "cyclopse" in a manner of speaking.

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The waning gibbous moon is high in the eastern sky.
The stars are out.
There is a cool breeze blowing from the west.
You lick the ice.
The Crossbowman is no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The Crossbowman gives in to pain.
You hack at The Crossbowman in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The Crossbowman loses hold of the ð®-cougar leather hood-¯ð.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the cougar leather helm.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the -Rope reed cap-.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the Copper crossbow.
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
Doto Setshionaf, Crossbowman has been struck down.

It's too cold to drink my frozen water, I'll need to wait for the sun to rise.  Arg, getting dehydrated.  This isn't healthy!



You think this is funny?!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You lick the ice.
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You lick the ice.

Melt you son of a bitch. . . ah good the brook has dethawed with the dawn.  Im taking a big drink and going to bed again.

I've woken up in the afternoon.  I've stopped sneaking again as I need to make good time.


6th of Slate 202.


Thats right!  But nothing good to eat. . .  oh well, theres 10 other peaks to check for delicious food on this mountain.

[Haven]

Just think, that was only the Trifling Summit. The worst is yet to come, by far.

[Glacies]

Can you post the map occasionally, with your progress marked on it?

[Qloos]

I'm keeping it up to date as we speak.  Just didn't want to upload it every single post as it takes a little while to upload.

Edit:  There's now a faint purple line on the left side of the map for you all.

6th of Slate 202. (continued)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You hack at The Hoary Marmot in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
The Hoary Marmot has been struck down.

The hell is a Marmot doing on the freezing summit of a god damn mountain?



Doesn't sound very appetizing.


7th of Slate 202.


Wait, what?  Whatver.

You have reached the summit of The Fancy Blades

18/21 water, 35/40 food remains.  But I'm dehydrated as my water is still frozen.  As my thirst continues I make an incredible discovery.  The blood splatterns on my armor don't freeze!  I take a sip and my thirst is immediately quenched.  From dehydrated to refreshed and ready for action in an instant!  I'll need to kill more wild animals in the future!

You have reached the summit of The Stone of Dredging

Some mastermind must of hidden his tasty food larder at the top of a mountain, thats where I'd hide it!  Late in the afternoon I spotted another marmot, I gave chase and caught it with my sword propelling it off the side of a cliff.  The force of the impact made the meat tender but I couldn't find the tasty remains.  As night fell and the air got cold I found myself hungry, so I tried to eat. . .

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The cat meat [4] is too cold.
The Behal Lershi Copper coins [4] is too cold.
You lick the ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð.

Mo tong is-s stock! to du iwron!


8th of Slate 202.
It's early morning and things suck.



Really god damn hard finding a mountain peak on a moonless night.



Oh there it is.  On to the next peak. . .

You drink the human blood

Doesn't taste that bad, sort of tastes like these dull orange coins.


9th of Slate 202.
I've found 2 chasms that have impeded my progress, I'm following one south near the next peak.  To my surprise I've found a natural land bridge over it and pass looking for the summit.

You have reached the summit of the Queen of Fells

[Sparksol]

Most impressive. 

[inaluct]

Most awesome.

[WorkerDrone]

Most Thirsty.

[Qloos]

9th of Slate 202 (continued)

God dammit, it's late afternoon and a chasm is blocking my path east to the next summit.  I start trudgin' north. . . oh nevermind diary, another convienyent land bridge.  I walk on east.

You have reached the summit of The Disemboweled Talon

I scurry about the wide summit looking for food, I knaw on a boulder I sample the soil, but it's all bland and distasteful.  Noting the suns low position, I take a drink of water before it freezes.  15/21 water remains 30/40 food.


10th of Slate 202

You have reached the summit of The Least Helms

K. . . next peak.  Wait a minute!

You have reached the summit of The Symmetric Axe

I'd like to axe this mountain a question, wheres the food? Jerk face!

Holy shit, mass suicide!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Lizardman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Lizardman has fallen into a deep chasm.
You begin sneaking.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Lizardman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.
The Frogman has fallen into a deep chasm.

It's about noon, a relaxi- wait a minute.  Is that a gremlin?  Oh shit it's chasing me!

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You have discovered a large chasm cleft through the mountain.
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You hack at The Gremlin in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
The Gremlin's left ear has been badly cut!
The Gremlin's nose has been broken!
The Gremlin's throat has been slashed out!
The Gremlin's neck has been broken!
The Gremlin's brain has been badly cut!
The Gremlin falls over.
You hack at The Gremlin in the left lower leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left lower leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The Gremlin misses You!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Gremlin in the left upper arm with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left upper arm flies off in a bloody arc!
The Gremlin gives in to pain.
You hack at The Gremlin in the upper body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is cloven asunder!
The Gremlin is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Gremlin slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
The Gremlin has been struck down.

Phew, ok that must be the end of- no wait.  Is that an antman?  Oh shit it's chasing me!

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You charge at The Antman!
You hack at The Antman in the right upper leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The right upper leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You collide with The Antman!
The Antman is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Antman gives in to pain.
You hack at The Antman in the first right upper arm with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The first right upper arm flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Antman in the left foot with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left foot flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Antman in the second left lower arm with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
You hack at The Antman in the second right upper arm with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The second right upper arm flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Antman in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is badly gashed!
The Antman's left eye has been slashed out!
You hack at The Antman in the second left hand with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The second left hand flies off in a bloody arc!
The Antman has bled to death.

Ew, taste foul.  Carrying on- wait a minute.  That a large looking rat. . .  Oh shit it's chasing me!

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The Large Rat strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Large Rat in the lower body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The lower body flies off in a bloody arc!
The Large Rat has been struck down.

O-K I've gotten away from the chas- wait a minute.  Is that a mountain goat?  Oh shit, I gotta chase it!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You've been spotted!
The Mountain Goat charges at You!
The Mountain Goat strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Mountain Goat collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Mountain Goat strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Mountain Goat kicks You in the left upper leg with her right rear hoof!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
The Mountain Goat kicks You in the left lower arm with her left rear hoof!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The Mountain Goat in the upper body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
The Mountain Goat's left lung has been pierced!
The Mountain Goat's heart has been pierced!
The Mountain Goat is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Mountain Goat gives in to pain.
You stand up.
You hack at The Mountain Goat in the left front leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left front leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Mountain Goat in the right rear leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The right rear leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The Mountain Goat has bled to death.

11th of Slate 202.

You have reached the summit of The Horn of Trapping

You drink the gremlin blood

You have reached the summit of the Uncommon Stones

Only 1 summit left, I doubt I'll find food.  But I better check, hey what's that over there?



WHAT?!?!?  DELICIOUS!! 
I Knew there was food on this mountain!



Damn straight!

[Swiftfreddy]

PuddingStone xD
Great story By the way 

[Kagus]

Here is a little discovery of mine that can greatly aid any prospective mountaineer:

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=22811.0

[Glacies]

You're awesome.

[Qloos]

12th of Slate 202.

You have reached the summit of The Mountain of Ooze

oozing with delicious.  But this mountain has no more treats and I must restock for the next mountain.  But first I need to get down. . .

Okay, I'm down but another chasm is blocking me.  Time to move. . . er west!  After an hour or two I got around it and met another chasm.  Er, I'll go. . West!  Ok I'm around that one. . . moving on.


13th of Slate 202.
HA! I'm off the mountain.



15th of Slate 202.

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The spinning Behal Lershi Copper coin strikes The Cougar in the right front leg!
It is battered!
The spinning Behal Lershi Golden coin strikes The Cougar in the tail!
It is broken!
The spinning groundhog meat strikes The Cougar in the right front paw!
It is battered!
You pick up the groundhog meat and put it in your Rope reed backpack.
You eat the groundhog meat.
The Cougar misses You!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Cougar in the left rear leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left rear leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The Cougar gives in to pain.
The Cougar falls over.
You hack at The Cougar in the upper body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is cloven asunder!
The Cougar is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Cougar slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
The Cougar has been struck down.

19th of Slate 202.
Uhoh Ambush!  I've reached the tundra!  Damn it's foggy.

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It is the 19th of Slate, 202.
You must survive the ambush.
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Wolf in the right rear leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
You charge at The Wolf!
The Wolf looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You hack at The Wolf in the upper body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is cloven asunder!
The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Wolf has been struck down.
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Wolf in the left rear leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is badly gashed!
You hack at The Wolf in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is mangled!
The Wolf has been stunned!
The Wolf's right ear has been slashed off!
The Wolf's brain has been badly cut!
The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Wolf gives in to pain.
The Wolf charges at You!
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Wolf collides with You!
The Wolf bounces backward!
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The Wolf!
The Wolf bites You in the left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
The Wolf attacks You but You jump away!
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Wolf in the upper body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
The Wolf's right lung has been pierced!
The Wolf's left lung has been pierced!
The Wolf's liver has been broken!
The Wolf charges at You!
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Wolf collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Wolf gives in to pain.
The Wolf falls over.
The Wolf stands up.
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The Wolf in the right front leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is badly gashed!
You stand up.
The Wolf strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You charge at The Wolf!
You hack at The Wolf in the left rear leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is broken!
You collide with The Wolf!
The Wolf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
You hack at The Wolf in the lower body with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The lower body flies off in a bloody arc!
The Wolf has been struck down.
You hack at The Wolf in the tail with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The tail flies off in a bloody arc!
The Wolf gives in to pain.
You hack at The Wolf in the left front leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is mangled!
You hack at The Wolf in the left front leg with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
The left front leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Wolf in the head with your ð®*Iron long sword*¯ð!
It is mangled!
The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Wolf regains consciousness.
The Wolf has bled to death.

20th of Slate 202.

I ran.  I ran until I reached a depression in the ground then I hid, and then I ran again.  I tried to leave the area.  But I was ambushed by ANOTHER SASQUATCH!  Probably the same one.  This time I break it's leg before I run for the hills.  However my flight for freedom doesn't last long as I'm then ambushed by another pack of wolfs!  Killing them all without injury I move on. . .


21st of Slate 202.
Another Sasquatch. . . this one two good legs so it isn't the same one.  I kill this one and throw the rest of my money at it.


22nd of Slate 202.
I've reached the ocean.  I must swim these freezing waters to reach a volcano island to see if anything tastes good on it.  Then again the ocean might be frozen as well.

[Duke 2.0]

 I... I was thinking you were going to skip the island mountain.

 That is madness! Although I think saltwater doesn't freeze.

[Time Kitten]

MADNESS?  No, this is BIKINI BOTTOM!

Though the skeletal anchovies populating the haunted oceans might get ya.

[Qloos]

 I... I was thinking you were going to skip the island mountain.

 That is madness! Although I think saltwater doesn't freeze.

I've delayed doing the volcanic island, first I need to train my swimming so I don't freeze to death before I get there. . . then if training my swimming takes too long I'll need to wait until summer again.  Blah blah blah planning.




22nd of Slate 202.  (continued)

You have discovered a magma pipe

Hmm. . . too hot or too cold, how do I like it?  Near late evening I reach the ocean.  The deathy temperature needs to be taken into account.  I watch the ocean for the night to see if it freezes.  If it does I'll rush onto it immediately making a straight bee line for the volcanic island.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There is a cool breeze blowing from the east.
You are freezing!
You are freezing!
You are freezing!
You are freezing!

Oh god I'm blind!  Screw this I'm not in shape enough to tackle that volcanic island yet.  I'm running north.


23rd of Slate 202.
I killed a bear today.  I feel good about myself.


26th of Slate 202.
Oh shit.  Zombie Grizzly bear.  I'm outa here.

27th of Slate 202.
OH GOD ZOMBIE WOLF PACK!  RU- no wait, screw that CHARGE!



3rd of Felsite 202.
Traveling over some low hills to get to the other side.


12th of Felsite 202.
I've reached my kingdom again.  They will be upset I didn't return with my companion.  I better be sneaky about getting my supplies.