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In 52, the fortress Dreamdikes collapsed under constant attack from the goblins of The Malice of Carnages. In the final attack the already weakened defenders attempted to hold off six goblin brigades, and although they were accompanied by the local goblin leader, an accomplished speargoblin, it was the famed crossbow goblin Lirgesith Zottholatzul Zalis that lead the attacks. His name means Climaxincest the Unthinkable Glade of Wards.
After the goblin shattered the feeble defenses at the main gate and stormed the exterior courtyard, Climaxincest faced off across a long open space of farmland with the lone remaining defender, the skilled but moody crossbow dwarf Feb Tongschaste the Lonesome Dwelling of Bolting. Unfortunately, Feb wasted his first two shots killing some of Climaxincests squad. The goblin was not so distracted, and shot Feb through the heart. The civilians of Dreamdikes released the dogs (and cows and mules) into the corridors of the fortress, and grabbing weapons from previous battles, put up a valiant defense of the wounded, fighting from door to door through the residential blocks. They even managed to kill enough of Climaxincest's squad that, always cautious, he fled from battle, no doubt going on to become a plague of a new fortress somewhere. The remaining five squads proved to be more than enough to destroy what remained of Dreamdikes, unfortunately.
Of special note during the last battle were the actions of the dwarves Kivish Tradecradles, the stonecrafter, and Tulon Tradetold, the broker. Rakust Mechaniccloisters was the last dwarf to die - he was actually a mechanic, and was the only dwarf left as a civilian to care for the wounded when the rest of the civilians gathered for the final defense.
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