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Qloos

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[40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« on: September 30, 2008, 03:35:38 pm »
(sorry, dont have the save for you)

I had a dog that didn't have any legs or a tail and had a broken upper body.  My animal trainer hung out at the kennel attempting to train it but it never got trained and the trainer didn't stop for a whole month despite the fact that his attempts are futile.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 03:37:50 pm »

 Trainer: Alright Rouff, jump through the hoop! Through the hoop!
 Dog: Raf?
 Trainer: Come now, lets not go over this again...
 Dog: *Bleeds to death*
 Trainer: Alright, lets try again.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 04:05:12 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on September 30, 2008, 03:37:50 pm

 Trainer: Alright Rouff, jump through the hoop! Through the hoop!
 Dog: Raf?
 Trainer: Come now, lets not go over this again...
 Dog: *Bleeds to death*
 Trainer: Alright, lets try again.

That needs to be a sig.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 04:20:37 pm »

 Not as it is, no. But I'm sure if it was edited for comedic appeal, and made a bit clearer...

 Then again, that would remove the magic.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 08:05:56 pm »
Needs to come with a picture of said torso dog.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 01:47:13 am »
Li'l brudder mach 4.  :D
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 02:51:12 am »


Best one I could find.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 05:11:39 am »
I hope to god thats not his dick I see.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 07:25:51 am »
Your knowledge of canine anatomy is decidedly lacking.

That's the cummerbund.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 11:56:03 am »
Tip for trainers:  When faced with a no-legged dog, the first trick you should teach is "Roll Over"!
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 01:13:25 pm »
Quote from: tigrex on October 01, 2008, 11:56:03 am
Tip for trainers:  When faced with a no-legged dog, the first trick you should teach is "Roll Over"!

BARREL DOG ATTACKS WITH ROLLING VENGEANCE.
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Re: [40d] Training a stray dog that doesn't have any legs.
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 03:31:17 pm »
Quote from: Warlord255 on October 01, 2008, 01:13:25 pm
Quote from: tigrex on October 01, 2008, 11:56:03 am
Tip for trainers:  When faced with a no-legged dog, the first trick you should teach is "Roll Over"!

BARREL DOG ATTACKS WITH ROLLING VENGEANCE.

DO A BARREL ROLL!
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