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[guyinthecrowd]

I was wondering if you could draw one of my artifacts,

Bavastatis, "Glidedstakes", a rainbow trout bone table

This is a rainbow trout bone table. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with Pig tail and turtle shell and encircled with bands of Ash and Gabbro. This object is adorned with hanging rings of rainbow trout bone and menaces with spikes of char bone. On the item is an image of blade weed in Iron. On the item is an image of mountains in green glass. On the item is an image of a wave in Bauxite.

Unfortunately its worth only 25200 dwallars.

[Squeegy]

Not what I would have liked, but whatever. How about one of my old engraving?

The Godforsaken Painful Basis of Whipping
This is an engraving of dwarves. The dwarves are laboring.

[Jay]

If you really want a painful sketch...
I have an item (I forget exactly what it is) with thirty different images on it in various types of bones, fifteen images in various types of gems..  At least ten images in various types of metal...
I only really want to transcribe the entire thing if you really want to do it, because there's at least 3 description pages...
On the item is...
On the item is...
Et al.

[McDoomhammer]

Not what I would have liked, but whatever. How about one of my old engraving?

The Godforsaken Painful Basis of Whipping
This is an engraving of dwarves. The dwarves are laboring.

That sig always made me smile, once I'd got the joke.

[Jay]

Time to consolidate.
I'll post my (somewhat random) sketches here..
I'll take requests that I actually think I can accomplish better then a XxSketchxX of.
Granted, they're nowhere close to ☼Sketch☼es either...
Ye olde bed of torturing:

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[Nogert]

Although you have already mentioned it, it must be done

Human civ named "The Violent Council of Breakfast."
KILL, KILL, KILL!  NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!

I could see a good mental picture there...

[Roundabout Lout]

You've all scared Glacies away with your numerous demands! I hope you're all proud of yourselves!

[Jay]

You've all scared Glacies away with your numerous demands! I hope you're all proud of yourselves!

Which is why I've stepped in
EDIT: Not an artifact, but damn, this is a complicated table.

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[Glacies]

Oh my god! The terrorists have hijacked my thread.

I'm not so much scared off by the numerous requests so much as how creative I'm feeling. I think I'll turn this into a general sketch thread and whoever's handy will do the sketches. Anyhoo, I'm hoping to get back into the swing of things.

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RE Jaybud4: Go ahead and post the description in a spoiler. I want to see if it's at all possible.

[Jay]

Oh god...

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This is a siltstone throne.  On the item is an image of two dwarves in Iron.  On the item is an image of a broad cross in Copper.  On the item is an image of a human and a tentacle demon in Bronze.  The human is embracing the tentacle demon.  On the item is an image of an elf and a naked mole rat in Bismuth bronze.  The elf is embracing the naked mole rat. (Hmm..  Whole lotta love)  On the item is an image of a naked girl (Umiman's Engravings Mod) in Aluminum.  On the item is an image of a kobold in Adamantine.  The kobold is burning.  On the item is an image of a dwarf in kobold bone.  The dwarf is burning.  On the item is an image of a human in human bone.  The human is burning. (This artwork relates to The Great Fire At Shimmerrims in 296.)  On the item is an image of a cat in cat bone.  The cat is burning.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and a goblin in goblin bone.  The dwarf is shooting the goblin.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and scepters in Ruby.  The dwarf is embracing the scepters.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves in Star sapphire.  The dwarves are surrounding the dwarf.  On the item is an image of a dwarf in Star ruby.  The dwarf is cringing.  On the item is an image of a sasquatch and a dwarf in Sapphire.  The sasquatch is striking down the dwarf.  On the item is an image of a wagon in Diamond.  The wagon is falling.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and humans in Green diamond.  The dwarf is conversing with the humans.  On the item is an image of a human in Yellow diamond.  The human is cringing.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and a tentacle demon in Precious fire opal.  The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.  The tentacle demon is laughing.

Doesn't seem nearly as spectacular now...  Probably because I cut out the random linebreaks and the history stuff (for the most part.) Obviously, stuff in ()s is stuff that's not part of the actual description.  Good luck!

[Dogman]

On the item is an image of a human and a tentacle demon in Bronze.  The human is embracing the tentacle demon.  On the item is an image of an elf and a naked mole rat in Bismuth bronze.  The elf is embracing the naked mole rat.  On the item is an image of a dwarf and scepters in Ruby.  The dwarf is embracing the scepters. 

Oh god it's like something out of Japan 

[Glacies]

So, because it's in black and white I can't really convey what the materials are. If somebody wants to color this in, go right ahead and show us.

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[MagicJuggler]

THE HORROR OF IT ALL...

Do a Thermonuclear Catsplosion!

[Bullion]

Uhh, what's that elf doing with the naked mole rat in the corner?

[Mike Mayday]

Finally, a general sketch thread!

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Old one, will post new one today.