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Sithlordz

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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #75 on: December 08, 2008, 04:37:59 am »
My sentiments precisely.  And I mean precisely, look at the strange squad make-up thread.
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #76 on: December 08, 2008, 09:12:19 pm »
666 murders.
'Tis a demon, that one.

END RESULT: Death row, three jurors were KKK members. My sleeper judge didn't preside over the case and I told her to defend herself by accident. My bad.
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #77 on: December 08, 2008, 09:15:40 pm »
Say, is there any way to see a Liberal's list of crimes without going to trial?

If not, it be great if you could see your rap sheet somehow.
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #78 on: December 08, 2008, 09:23:54 pm »
You should be able to break into the police station/court house/intelligence agency and hack the computer to see your criminal record.
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #79 on: December 09, 2008, 02:24:04 am »
Quote from: socially_inept_butterfly on December 08, 2008, 09:12:19 pm
666 murders.
'Tis a demon, that one.

END RESULT: Death row, three jurors were KKK members. My sleeper judge didn't preside over the case and I told her to defend herself by accident. My bad.

Damn, the judge should have just wiped out a 45 and dispensed conservative justice right there.
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2008, 05:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on December 08, 2008, 09:15:40 pm
Say, is there any way to see a Liberal's list of crimes without going to trial?

If not, it be great if you could see your rap sheet somehow.

At the very least, it would be nice to have an indicator of whether or not my liberal is wanted by the cops.  Then, when I return to the game after a couples of days, I don't accidentally send my mass-murderer leader out to solicit donations...
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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2008, 08:02:38 am »
"Please give me money so I can kill more conservatives."
« Last Edit: December 10, 2008, 01:50:09 pm by Yanlin »
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« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2008, 01:04:12 pm »
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LCS founder mimes, "Please give me money so I could kill more conservatives."
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« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2008, 01:27:33 pm »
Not to be a bitch here, but isn't that incorrect grammar-wise? And how would a mime make mistakes in grammar? I'd like an in-depth explanation of mime-grammar, please.
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« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2008, 01:50:28 pm »
Quote from: Rezan on December 10, 2008, 01:27:33 pm
Not to be a bitch here, but isn't that incorrect grammar-wise? And how would a mime make mistakes in grammar? I'd like an in-depth explanation of mime-grammar, please.

There. I fixed it. He was just too lazy to fix his quote.
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« Reply #85 on: December 10, 2008, 04:39:09 pm »
That changes nothing. I still want an in-depth explanation of mime grammar.
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« Reply #86 on: December 11, 2008, 12:07:26 am »
That would make for interesting conversation. Or not.
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« Reply #87 on: December 11, 2008, 01:57:14 am »
Mime mimes "i r frm teh i|\|73r\/\/3bz!"
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« Reply #88 on: December 11, 2008, 02:33:54 am »
NO. BAD MIME.
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« Reply #89 on: December 11, 2008, 03:20:12 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on December 11, 2008, 02:33:54 am
NO. BAD MIME.

Mime mimes "lulz stfu n00b"
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