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[Yanlin]

I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.

Mommy! Roger wont let me play with his Junior lawyer kit™!

[mainiac]

I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.

Mommy! Roger wont let me play with his Junior lawyer kit™!

It just got worse when they were in law school.  "God, you are such a prude, Manuela!  Have you ever thought of getting off your minarchist high horse and actually consider the value of distributive justice for a change?  Maybe your peers might respect you as an intellectual professional instead of a some sort of Title 9 embarrassment.  Yeah, that's right, I called you a Title 9er and I meant it!"

[Yanlin]

I thought the same thing when I saw that. Poor Manuela was always jealous of Roger.

Mommy! Roger wont let me play with his Junior lawyer kit™!

It just got worse when they were in law school.  "God, you are such a prude, Manuela!  Have you ever thought of getting off your minarchist high horse and actually consider the value of distributive justice for a change?  Maybe your peers might respect you as an intellectual professional instead of a some sort of Title 9 embarrassment.  Yeah, that's right, I called you a Title 9er and I meant it!"

Pfft. I bet he sued his sister at birth.

[Squeegy]

It just got worse when they were in law school.  "God, you are such a prude, Manuela!  Have you ever thought of getting off your minarchist high horse and actually consider the value of distributive justice for a change?  Maybe your peers might respect you as an intellectual professional instead of a some sort of Title 9 embarrassment.  Yeah, that's right, I called you a Title 9er and I meant it!"

How much of that did you look up?

[mainiac]

How much of that did you look up?

Minarchism is all I looked up but the statement's not really about law so much as general philosophy of liberalism vs. conservatism which is simpler.

[Squeegy]

BEES is quite possibly the best Liberal name ever, but it would make an even better Liberal slogan.

You shout, "BEES"
Security Guard has a family!
Secretary wusses out!

[Yanlin]

My Slogan is "GO FUCK YOURSELF! YES! YOU! YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE!"

[Jackrabbit]

Mine? "Jesus is going to be so mad at you guys. I'm not kidding"

[Yanlin]

I once tried "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

It was awesome.

[Earthquake Damage]

Mine? "Jesus is going to be so mad at you guys. I'm not kidding"

Speakin' of Jesus being upset...  http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1356#comic

[Jools]

Inspired by the initial "We need a slogan!", mine tends to be "We don't need a slogan!"

For some reason this amuses me when it get Security Guards chickening out.

[Rezan]

Mine is frequently "Don't run! We have candy!". I find it works especially well on conservative teenage scum.

[chaoticag]

My slogan:
"Gun control or I blow your head off!"

[Squeegy]

Inspired by the initial "We need a slogan!", mine tends to be "We don't need a slogan!"

For some reason this amuses me when it get Security Guards chickening out.

Really? Mine is "We need no conservative slogan!"

[Servant Corps]

Meh. I usually just leave it at "We need a slogan!"

Okay, in that community squad I have, one of the recruiters got arrested. She'll be charged with kidnapping and disturbing the peace. Would a sleeper lawyer be enough to beat the charges?