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[Sithlordz]

Yeah.  Post your most insane criminal sentences here.  I got a six man squad, one gang member and 5 converted CCS scumbags, all with army body armour, M4 carbines and Elite Liberal status.  It's pretty epic, I decided to turn the leader in to see what his sentence was, just for shits and giggles. 

The judge reads the charges: The defendant, Kweisi Patterson (Zeus), is charged with 4 counts of terrorism, 25 counts of kidnapping, escaping prison, 5 counts of aiding a prison escape, racketeering, 454(!) counts of felony assault, 472 (!!) counts of murder, 2 counts of arson, 3 counts of misdemeanor assault, 14 counts of carrying an illegal weapon, 668(!) counts of firing an illegal weapon, 8 counts of credit card fraud, 6 counts of theft, 87 counts of breaking and entering, resisting arrest and disturbing the peace.  2 former LCS members will testify against Zeus.

Woah.

Now, I'd love to say that Zeus got off due to his immense stats, but he didn't.  I used the 5000 dollar lawyer, and got..

24226 consecutive life terms in prison.  That's quite a lot.  Anyways, post yours. 

[beorn080]

My worst one recently was just a death sentance but it getting it was a bit of a shock.

Random guy is charge with 50 counts of hacking, 100 counts of credit card fraud, and other random things pretty much all hacking related but lots of them since everyone I recruit sits there hacking for juice and money.

Use the ace liberal lawyer.

Jury is stacked in my favor.

Prosecution doesn't do well.

Defenses arguements were really slick.

Jury returns a verdict

GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neonivek]

WOW, America really cracks hard on cyberterrorism

[mainiac]

One time I had a hundred plus murders, hundreds of disturbing the peace, 10 terrorism, thousands of theft, few hundred of arson, a few dozen prison escape, dozens of kidnappings and to top it all of interfering w/ interstate commerce.

Damn, I really think they would have given me a slap on the wrist if they hadn't caught me interfering with interstate commerce.

Also, death for hacking, lol.  Where were you, Salem, Mass?

[LASD]

I played a game where I didn't do anything else but put the main guy prostituting. He worked for a year, then he was put to jail for two, prostitute a year, in prison few more, and so on and so forth. I got quite a lot of money and so I founded the Liberal Guardian solely on one man's efforts in the prostitution business.

He worked for 50 years, mostly in prison, until he faced the death penalty for just giving ladies (and probably guys too) some bang for their buck.

This sad story gives us one more reason to brutally murder every last Conservatist! (And their Guard Dogs and Mutants!)

[beorn080]

Wow that must have been one juiceless liberal. Did you manage to get anything liberalized?

[yggiz]

I love when the death penalties are so far to the C.

I had a guy sentenced to death for 2 counts of vandalism! Take that graffiti!

[Yanlin]

You mean you can get arrested in this game? I thought the police dies if they try!

[/joke]

I never had anything fancy. But I did get a death sentence for apparently minor convictions. Kidnapping leading to death? Oh come on!

[beorn080]

Kidnapping is a fairly serious crime.

[muwahahaha]

Heh, I played one game where all I did was have the founder sit in his (mom's?) basement and hack all day, everyday. He kept getting arrested all the time but he normally only racked up a handful of offences each time. I used this to train him in law by making him defend himself.

Anyway, he eventually got 10 law and I was feeling cocky so I used my massive saving to got out and buy him some gear and waste some C's. Started running low on cash when I fully fortified one of the safehouses, then that day he got overwhelmed by the coppers. I made him give up to the chasers.

The trial:

He had about 170 hacking counts, about 20 of interfering with commerce, a heap (200?) of assault/murder.

Conservative jury

Prosecution did a PERFECT job (I.e. it said about my dude having no chance)

He defended himself.

The verdict: NOT GUILTY!

I laughed at how phail the system was.

[Rezan]

I don't believe that's possible, muwahahaha. I've had people quite skilled in law (near 10) with pretty much the same rapsheet; only that I had a sleeper judge and a highly liberal jury. I have not once gotten off when it is written "x is guilty beyond a doubt" or whatever.

[mainiac]

I never had anything fancy. But I did get a death sentence for apparently minor convictions. Kidnapping leading to death? Oh come on!

Kidnapping leading to death sounds to me like it could be premeditated murder of the first degree, which under current law is punishable by death in this country.  Pre-med 1 is pretty much the most serious crime beside treason or terrorism in the eyes of the law.

The version matters a lot in whether you can get off for insane rap sheets.  Few versions back there was an automatically guilty threshhold for criminal activity but IIRC, the current version gives you a steep penalty instead at that threshhold, nothing an elite liberal and a sleeper judge can't fix.

[beorn080]

Technically treason isn't a charge that should be in the game. The US constitution defines treason as aiding the enemy, which the current treason charges are merely releasing classified data. Espionage would be the actual charge that would be levied against them.

[Jools]

For laughs, I just got my entire "Trouble" crew arrested (and by trouble I mean 4 squads going around murdering people and going for the top site actions - hacking the supercomputer, cracking safes, releasing prisoners and so on).

I'm going through the list now, letting every member defend themselves. A few have got off, two death sentences so far, top score besides that is 5039 consecutive life sentences, and I'm looking for my founder to be tried so I can list his crime tally.

Oooh, 11621 consecutive life terms! We have a new top score! Immediately followed by an even higher score of 11664! And then 14747 - this is for a core member of my main squad, a bodyguard for my founder who's got a Sword skill of over 10. Things are looking good.

Time for my founder.

The defendant, Carol Lipman, is charged with 2 counts of treason, 2 counts of terrorism, 2 counts of kidnapping, flag burning, 2 counts of escaping prison, 14 counts of aiding a prison escape, 312 counts of felony assault, 389 counts of murder, 7 counts of misdemeanor assault, 28 counts of theft, 642 counts of breaking and entering, 158 counts of vandalism, resisting arrest and disturbing the peace.

I defend myself.

The trial proceeds. Jury selection is first.

Four of the Jurors are closet Socialists.

There is no question of The Bringer Of Light's guilt.

The jury is completely impassive as The Bringer Of Light argues the defense.

The jury leaves to consider the case.

The jury has returned from deliberations.

GUILTY! (Bastards.)

Carol Lipman, you are sentenced to DEATH!

And I immediately lose every single liberal outside jail. Even the ones found Not Guilty are willing to stick around to free my Founder, even though some of them are 1000 juice Elite Liberals.

And now I've been shot by a firing squad. Bastards. I go through a whole load of month-end screens showing me losing money and letting me publish the huge stack of Secret Corporate Files I kept in the Liberal Guardian building, and then it just stops responding. Grrrr. I don't even find out how well I managed to affect the Liberal Agenda in the long run.

[Sithlordz]

Yeah, I've found that if my leader gets captured, every other liberal goes into hiding.  Once he gets executed, they never have the conviction to lead.  Do they need a leadership skill or is it just juice that determines if they can take over?