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Jetman123

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To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« on: September 28, 2008, 12:53:02 pm »



... is your life.

It would be awesome for the hammerer to use this on unruly taxpayers, but because unruly taxpayers don't exist in the game yet and the hammerer is overall dangerous to your fort as a whole. So I'm just going to give this thing - my first artifact weapon! - to my best and only hammerdwarf.
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2008, 03:26:16 pm »



... is your life.

It would be awesome for the hammerer to use this on unruly taxpayers, but because unruly taxpayers don't exist in the game yet and the hammerer is overall dangerous to your fort as a whole. So I'm just going to give this thing - my first artifact weapon! - to my best and only hammerdwarf.

That is probably the most apt name for an artifact weapon I have ever seen.
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2008, 04:54:12 pm »

What about "The menacing spike."?
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2008, 05:07:47 pm »

What about:
Alnisnil, "The War Hammer", a Iron war hammer

Though "The Ultimate Tax" is a cool name.
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 01:24:46 am »

It seems funny to me that the war hammer has an image of a war hammer on it, ;D.

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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 04:14:49 am »

It seems funny to me that the war hammer has an image of a war hammer on it, ;D.
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 08:37:43 am »

If you give that to your hammerer, I think it's essential that you name him "Captain Hammer" 

Make his room resemble a hammer in it's shape.  Then make sure you lock the damn door before he makes someone go SPLAT.
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 02:14:57 pm »

...You must now leave the hammerer alive. He must weild this hammer. The spirits of the fortress demand it. Obey, or your framerate will suffer!
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Re: To this weaponsmith, the ultimate tax...
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 02:26:38 pm »

...You must now leave the hammerer alive. He must weild this hammer. The spirits of the fortress demand it. Obey, or your framerate will suffer!

 The Hammerer must live.

 Other nobility can just stuff it.
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