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magikarcher

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I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« on: September 27, 2008, 07:02:02 pm »

He is making the world's largest 'Dwarven Wine Roast' in history!!  ;D
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2008, 08:09:09 pm »


 While that would be epic, remember his secret project has only been worked on the last few days of every month. Thus that must be one old roast.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2008, 08:09:52 pm »

I just figured he was sleeping at the end of the months.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 08:10:37 pm »

Nonono, He's just perfecting its source code*!

*It would be a recipe, but this is Toady we're talking about... :P
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 10:23:00 pm »


 While that would be epic, remember his secret project has only been worked on the last few days of every month. Thus that must be one old roast.

Wine Roast. It would just grow tastier with age.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2008, 10:51:40 pm »

Oh. I thought it was some kind of roast capable of emulating the flavors of other, more popular, but proprietary recipes and dishes.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2008, 10:59:14 pm »

AHHH! Don't predict what the secret project is!!
If you somehow guess right, your mind might be fatally blown away! And we wouldn't want that to happen. Unless, well, no I can't think of anyone who should risk it actually.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 02:26:37 am »

It's the 3d interface for dwarf fortress.  It has bloom lighting, realistic anatomy (think of the gore), and HD graphics.  It needs no video card, runs using 50% less CPU and is powered by the screams of orphans (a renewable resource).
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 03:05:59 am »

I would imagine the dying cries of kittens would be a more suitable choice for a power source. That or the screams of goats that have been pulled off of mountains.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 03:11:35 am »


 While that would be epic, remember his secret project has only been worked on the last few days of every month. Thus that must be one old roast.

Probably already xxWine Roastxx
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 01:02:46 pm »

I would imagine the dying cries of kittens would be a more suitable choice for a power source. That or the screams of goats that have been pulled off of mountains.

Or by using live cute fuzzy bunnies.
(From a flash game I played the other day, you "solved" the world's problems with humorous results, "Everyone believes you cured stubbornness" for example).
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 03:58:53 pm »

Well I don't know that what the secret project is, but I hope that it will be something like an upgraded version of LCS.  ;D
« Last Edit: September 29, 2008, 04:10:49 pm by Tormy »
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 04:09:38 pm »

The day someone figures out what the secret project is is the day that the secret project becomes something much more ambitious and secretive, because the secret project and the knowledge of the secret project cannot exist in the same reality.
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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 04:15:17 pm »

For a second, I thought someone had spent time thinking about what my secret project was.  That confused me.

As for the great Toad, I see no reason to vex one's self as to his divine workings.  Just give the chap some time to do what he wants.  Maybe he'll surprise us with a present, maybe he'll just feel great from taking some time to relax.

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Re: I Figured Out What The Secret Project Is!
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 04:45:54 pm »

I know what the secret project is.

He's cured AIDS, and he is working on an elaborate death maze in which he will put the answer to all of the worlds problems at the end of it.

Also, he's Superman and can breathe fire.
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