Well. I just think it's an unnecessary complication.
You can do things your way, but Pain is not something I intend to inflict. (blegh tongue twister) Bleeding/limb loss/stunning will take the place quite nicely, I expect.
TURN FIVE
1. inaluct
I try and gain angelic healing powers as a result of my afterlife experience
[2]The angels sent to review your request reject you, burning a mark of the former onto your back.
Status: Naked, Marked
2. qwertyuiopas
I force the Adamantine Thong to grow into proper armor.
[4]It's about average "armor". +1 to non-bludgeoning attack types except heat and cold (I forgot to mention those the last time.. same applies for you, Frelock)
Status: D5 Die
Clothes: Adamantine Tho-"armor"
3. Frelock
I make some more armor from random metal lying about.
[2]It isn't made.
Location: Start
Status: None
Clothes: Aluminum Chainmail; Aluminum Bracers
4. penguinofhonor
I attempt to make clothes out of cigarette smoke.
[3]You created a Smoky Thong. Useless in actual combat, but at least covers you up to some black extent.
Location: Start
Status: Half-Chained
HP: 9/10
EXP: 0/10 Smokin' Current Level 1 LEVEL UP!
Clothes: Smoky Thong
5. Qmarx
I tear off a piece of the ceiling and fast-talk it into a woven asbestos-fiber
three-piece suit.
[FAIL]The ceiling is metal, like the walls, and does not tear off nor have asbestos.
Location: Start
Status: Naked
6. Thunderwoot
AUTOTURN: You pick up a Rope reed thong and a Rope reed shirt, thrown about by the rummaging earlier.
[2]Nothing is picked up.
Location: Start
Status: Naked, Bloody
7. Flintus10
I eat the dead humaneater to gain its strength
[3]You eat it. You feel a tiny bit stronger, but not much. You are bloodied by the raw meat.
Location: Start
Status: Naked, Bloody, Hasted
EXP: Strength 1/10 CL 0
8. Emperor_Jonathan
I search for armor, throughout the room
[4]You find some Steel Platemail (+1 against bludgeoning attacks, -1 against piercing; no change vs all others; damage reduction 1HP)
Location: Start
Wearing: Steel Platemail
Wielding: Aluminum Mace +1
A very mediocre day. Some of you are far, far too ready to leave this room. That lock? It's hardly a lock at all. Quality is Very Low. Anybody should be able to pick it if they try. (Of course, since we're on a hardlocked 4/6 success:attempt ratio due to the d6 die, that's not exactly true, but...)