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[inaluct]

 

What is this, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy RTD?

Anyway, I wrestle my head out of it's mouth. Decapitation isn't going to stop me.

Alternately, I spend my last few seconds before I bleed to death thinking about the futility of life, and how as the first to die, I will invariably raise strange philosophical issues, or appear as a recurring villain later on, or whatever always happens. And then I slip off into oblivion...

Also, I leave my chains to Frelock. May what symbolized oppression in my life symbolize triumph in yours.

[Jay]

What is this, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy RTD?

?  I wasn't aware of any references to HGTTG...
As for the other part: You don't get another action unless somebody happens to help you out and use that scroll of resurrection on you...
Frelock does sorta owe you...

[penguinofhonor]

I attempt to make a new hand out of cigarette smoke.

This is the best game ever because smoking will be my main skill.

[inaluct]

What is this, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy RTD?

?  I wasn't aware of any references to HGTTG...
As for the other part: You don't get another action unless somebody happens to help you out and use that scroll of resurrection on you...
Frelock does sorta owe you...

There was a text adventure or something based on The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's well known for killing you when you do some trivial thing. I think.

Anyway, I'd appreciate resurrection, but you guys can go ahead and save the scroll or roll cigarettes in it or something. Good luck.

[penguinofhonor]

Oh yeah. Resurrection cigarettes. They save you from the lung cancer you're giving yourself!

[Frelock]

I do owe inaluct for the chains.  How about I resurrect you and we call it even?

I find the resurrection scroll and use it to resurrect inaluct.

[inaluct]

I was actually joking about the chains. Anyway, thanks for the resurrection. I owe you a mad suicide charge or something.

[qwertyuiopas]

Well, then, I do something else that makes it impossible to get a 6.
If I succeed or I don't it will be good for me.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Hmm.

I try to improve my mace.

[Flintus10]

I guess i had better bring myself back to normal size before trying anything interesting

[Qmarx]

I try to fast-talk the pneumatic hole and convince it that it's actually been a pair of pneumatic hole-based pants all along.

[Jay]

Turn Four Actions:

1. inaluct
DEAD
2. qwertyuiopas
Well, then, I do something else that makes it impossible to get a 6.

3. Frelock
and use it to resurrect inaluct.

4. penguinofhonor
I attempt to make a new hand out of cigarette smoke.

5. Qmarx
I try to fast-talk the pneumatic hole and convince it that it's actually been a pair of pneumatic hole-based pants all along.
6. Thunderwoot

7. Flintus10
I guess i had better bring myself back to normal size before trying anything interesting

8. Emperor_Jonathan
I try to improve my mace.

*1. Humaneater
DIGESTING
Waiting on Thunderwoot.  Autoturn if he doesn't respond in the next 4 hours (will come out to roughly 24h after the last turn)

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[Jay]

Turn Four:

1. inaluct
DEAD
[AUTO6]Resurrected by Frelock.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Resurrection Sickness (-1 to attack/defense rolls for a turn)

2. qwertyuiopas
Well, then, I do something else that makes it impossible to get a 6.
[6-1]You will no longer get any sixes.
  Location: Start
  Status: D5 Die
  Clothes: Adamantine Thong

3. Frelock
and use it to resurrect inaluct.
[AUTO6]Resurrected inaluct without a hitch.
  Location: Start
  Status: None
  Clothes: Aluminum Chainmail; Aluminum Bracers

4. penguinofhonor
I attempt to make a new hand out of cigarette smoke.
[4]It is a hand.  Nothing special, but it works
Clot Roll: [5]You will no longer bleed.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Half-Chained
  HP: 9/10
  EXP: 5/10 Smokin' Current Level 0

5. Qmarx
I try to fast-talk the pneumatic hole and convince it that it's actually been a pair of pneumatic hole-based pants all along.
[2]They are not convinced.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked

6. Thunderwoot
AUTOTURN:  You attempt to bash the humaneater over the head with your chains.
[5]You break free and bash it over the head with your chains.
Attack Roll: [6]You hit The humaneater in the head with your Aluminum chains!  It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!  The humaneater has been struck down.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Bloody (-1 to appearance checks until it is washed off or covered up)
  EXP: 0/10 Hammerman Current Level 1 LEVEL UP! (+1 to bludgeoning weapon attack rolls)

7. Flintus10
I guess i had better bring myself back to normal size before trying anything interesting
[4]You are normal size.  Your legs feel more powerful then they were.
  Location: Start
  Status, Naked, Hasted (Move farther in "Move" actions)

8. Emperor_Jonathan
I try to improve my mace.
[3]It is improved slightly.
  Status: Naked
  Wielding: Aluminum Mace +1 (No armor check, HP-2)

*Start*
The semicircle is littered with broken chains and various other objects tossed out of the bins by people rummaging through them.  There is a humaneater body near the center, and blood is splayed in several directions from the corpse.

[inaluct]

Wait, so I have a new body, right? As in, no huge scars on my neck, and no horrible debilitating blood loss?

Anyway, I try and gain angelic healing powers as a result of my afterlife experience. Alternately, I try and gain healing powers as a result of my lack of an experience with an afterlife. Depends on the reality of this RTD.

Also, I'm just going to go out on a limb here and assume that I'm not standing right on top of the humaneater right now.

[Frelock]

I make some more armor from random metal lying about.